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[Eric Blank]

* Eric Blank gives Hans a severed limb.

[Tiruin]

This song somehow inspired my writing to such heights I don't even that quality o_O

Not to mention how the song is in context with the game... xD 'Tis peaceful, somehow.

*cheers Hans*

[MaximumZero]

I graduated Drug Court so hard that I don't even have any probation left. I was off Probation on Friday the 10th.

Congrats, ser.

[Vorthon]

[removed]

[Elephant Parade]

Congratulations! I would try to create a witty comment, but I'm tired.

[Gamerlord]

Had an old family friend I haven't seen for a year came over and we were talking like we had seen each other yesterday.

[Bauglir]

I graduated Drug Court so hard that I don't even have any probation left. I was off Probation on Friday the 10th.

Dear diary,
Today I learned that Hanslanda is a goddamn wizard. It was a good day.

Wait, so he's a Time Lord and a wizard? That seems pretty overpowered.

[FearfulJesuit]

My uni is hosting a "Tacky Prom" on the 25th. I'm not usually a dance guy- they've given me panic attacks in the past- but this time I've got the perfect getup: a Reddit atheist. My neckbeard has been growing since Saturday, and will be complemented by a fedora, sunglasses, my roommate's science-themed My Little Pony T-Shirt, my suitemate's pleather trenchcoat, a pair of cargo shorts, a pair of fingerless gloves, and a copy of either The God Delusion or Atlas Shrugged. I've asked a couple acquaintances to go with me as a yaoi-obsessed weeaboo, but was friendzoned both times. I may just end up foregoing attending with m'lady and snatch other people's date by being Alpha.

[freeformschooler]

My uni is hosting a "Tacky Prom" on the 25th. I'm not usually a dance guy- they've given me panic attacks in the past- but this time I've got the perfect getup: a Reddit atheist. My neckbeard has been growing since Saturday, and will be complemented by a fedora, sunglasses, my roommate's science-themed My Little Pony T-Shirt, my suitemate's pleather trenchcoat, a pair of cargo shorts, a pair of fingerless gloves, and a copy of either The God Delusion or Atlas Shrugged. I've asked a couple acquaintances to go with me as a yaoi-obsessed weeaboo, but was friendzoned both times. I may just end up foregoing attending with m'lady and snatch other people's date by being Alpha.

Godspeed. Unless that doesn't real.

[LordSlowpoke]

that description was so euphoric that it could enlighten a bishop

[Helgoland]

*HansLanda has placed a chokehold on probation's throat!*
*Probation dies retroactively!*

AKA Congratulations =)

[Yoink]

Good to hear, Hans! Well done surviving all that bullshit you had to go through.

[Descan]

Texas returns! Hooray!

[Skyrunner]

Free at laat! Free at last!

[Boksi]

I usually don't care much for 'smoke weed everyday' edits, but this is just pure quality.