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[Frumple]

At which point, reasonably enough, the DM probably says, "No." Or, even worse, "Okay."

Anyway, own happies, sudden DF reference from nowhere. Near the end of the chapter, but the whole thing is pretty contained and readable. I chuckled entirely too much.

[HissinhWalnuts]

In spite of DERP DDOSING everything, I am happy EA got a bit of it too.

[Vector]

I would love to know the titles. o_O
Mirror's Edge? :3

Remember Me, Contrast, and the entire Tomb Raider series >_<  I had a copy of Mirror's Edge already, but haven't played yet... a friend gave it to me a little while ago :3

[HissinhWalnuts]

DOTA 2, LOL, Club penguin, EA, etc. are being DDosed by a group because someone angered them and now whenever he joins them for some reason they DDoS it.

[Tsuchigumo550]

welp, expect EA to sacrifice a kitten to the dark gods of minor evil they employ to fix their servers...

[HissinhWalnuts]

https://twitter.com/DerpTrolling


Link^

[Putnam]

le personal army

[Elephant Parade]

Much redesign. Wow.

[HissinhWalnuts]

OH GOD NO NOT THE DOGES!

[Furtuka]

why

[Xantalos]

so doge, youtube

[Itnetlolor]

Pft, at lvl 20 a good leader in charge of a Kingdom can attract tens of thousands of lvl1 commoners to his cause.

I can almost hear the thousands of ineffectual *whiffs* as their crudely made pitchforks glance off of their enemy's masterworked mithril armour now.

For some reason all the peasants in one of my DM's games are not to be messed with. He makes all of them uber death machines just to deter us from bugging them. The last one we messed with was apparently an epic-level monk. He rolled a strength roll and succeeded at lifting an entire barn off of its foundation and throwing it at us.

2 words: peasant railgun.

Misreading that reminded me of a classic Age of Empires cheat of 'jackbenimble' where your catapults and trebuchets launch villagers instead of rocks. Though I think that was for AoE, but not AoE2.

Now a peasant railgun would be overkill.

[Hanslanda]

No, it's an arbitrarily high number of peasants in a line passing an iron pole from one to the next, from beginning to end, in about three seconds, then throwing it at arbitrarily high velocity. It abuses some DnD rules about readying actions and such.

[Aklyon]

Pft, at lvl 20 a good leader in charge of a Kingdom can attract tens of thousands of lvl1 commoners to his cause.

I can almost hear the thousands of ineffectual *whiffs* as their crudely made pitchforks glance off of their enemy's masterworked mithril armour now.

For some reason all the peasants in one of my DM's games are not to be messed with. He makes all of them uber death machines just to deter us from bugging them. The last one we messed with was apparently an epic-level monk. He rolled a strength roll and succeeded at lifting an entire barn off of its foundation and throwing it at us.

2 words: peasant railgun.

Aside from all the above, that sounds like you're trying to give BlackFlyme's GM another idea on how to kill them.

[Xantalos]

No, it's an arbitrarily high number of peasants in a line passing an iron pole from one to the next, from beginning to end, in about three seconds, then throwing it at arbitrarily high velocity. It abuses some DnD rules about readying actions and such.

It's this.
If you recruit a couple hundred peasants you have a line around a mile long IIRC. The impact of the spear was something equivalent to a nuke.
Don't fuck with peasants.