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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16280354 times)

Frumple

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Pretty sure this one's Korea, actually. Also, shortly thereafter the immediate area got basically leveled by a dude rocking out on an electric guitar. The anachronisms with this thing are incredible.
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What your country can hump for you.
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What you can hump for your country.

Loud Whispers

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It's actually the only time a genocide has successfully been undertaken (Or at least in the last 10 million years, depending on your beliefs).

So that's interesting! And I'm happy about facts! So Hooray Genocide!
Homo Floriensis might count. They were the second-last surviving species member of the Homo genus. It's entirely possible that their neighbouring Homo Sapiens got sick of their kids being stolen by the Homo Floriensis and "gifted" them clothes. Which they then set on fire.

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Whilst flinging millions of bibles out into space would normally be a wonderful idea, there's only one issue.
What if we end up converting other intelligent lifeforms to Christianity?

It took the human race 1500 years to figure out that the Bible wasn't a 'literal speaker'. We send the old testament to some other race, and we've pretty much guaranteed their extinction, or ours.
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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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...It took the human race 1500 years to figure out that the Bible wasn't a 'literal speaker'...
Er, some people still haven't figured that out. But that's not happy thread material...
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Tack

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Indeed. First polotiks, and now Relligun.

Anyone else have some gasoline petrol metaphor?
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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

Loud Whispers

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Indeed. First polotiks, and now Relligun.

Anyone else have some gasoline petrol metaphor?
'Freedom.

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It took the human race 1500 years to figure out that the Bible wasn't a 'literal speaker'. We send the old testament to some other race, and we've pretty much guaranteed their extinction, or ours.

Actually, it's pretty much the opposite. Very few people thought that until, oh, 100 years ago.

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The person who came on the speaker to notify everyone that the library was closing sounded exactly like a mournful announcer in a horror ride/haunted hourse.
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And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

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I have found vocabulary that is useful to me. Resonance, you are a difficult trick to master.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Had a buddy grab me a game on my wishlist, so I returned the favor. Man, the internet is awesome.
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Rose

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Had a buddy grab me a game on my wishlist, so I returned the favor. Man, the internet is awesome.

Wouldn't it have been more efficient to just each of you buy yourself the game you want?
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kisame12794

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Yeah, but it was more of a "Surprise! Have a game!" than a "Hey, grab me this game and I'll get you that one".
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So, which translation of the Bible are we going to fling out into space?

It better be the King James Version.  You know, the real Bible.
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So, which translation of the Bible are we going to fling out into space?

It better be the King James Version.  You know, the real Bible.
We should fling the ten commandments slabs. I heard someone is selling them on eBay.
« Last Edit: December 01, 2013, 10:09:04 pm by Lagslayer »
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You know, we shouldn't be so obvious by throwing the bible out into space.

We should throw Time Cube out there. Just to really fuck with any aliens who discover it.
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