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[BlackFlyme]

Who could have now the key to frightening eldritch abominations was explosive diarrhoea. Taco Bell: new saviour of mankind

the idea that taco bell could save something other than the job of whoever is responsible for curing food poisoning makes less sense than mdickie's delusions of understanding of theology

I don't know, they give regulators something to do.

There was that whole "Taco Bell meat doesn't legally qualify as meat" fiasco a while back.

[Solifuge]

The noun for the thing that goes in Taco Bell tacos is "Meat Filling". It's mostly flour and starch, preservatives, and a thin brown protein slurry that is allegedly animal-sourced.

[Frumple]

Hey, if it tastes good enough for the people that buy the stuff keep coming back... more power to 'em, I guess?

I'unno, maybe their secret sauce equivalent is a fine mixture of meth, crack, and some odd chemical that completely destroys the taste buds, rendering the consumer incapable of meaningfully differentiating between the taste of taco bell and actual food. It wouldn't entirely surprise me.

[Darvi]

The noun for the thing that goes in Taco Bell tacos is "Meat Filling". It's mostly flour and starch, preservatives, and a thin brown protein slurry that is allegedly animal-sourced.

I think they missed the perfect marketing opportunity there. That's practically vegan!

[Lagslayer]

Yeah, taco bell is just about the lowest grade fast food you can buy. They only have but so much longer before they shut down completely.

[Niccolo]

Yeah, taco bell is just about the lowest grade fast food you can buy. They only have but so much longer before they shut down completely.

I am SO glad it's not in Australia. Eeeuuuugh.


In other news, I have much love for Awkward Zombie. Her comics make me giggle like a madperson. (It might help that I've been on a Fire Emblem kick at the moment and her FE comics are gold)

[Gunner-Chan]

I wish we had a Taco bell where I lived. People give it shit but dammit I like it, and from what I understand the food and stores are generally cleaner than what's at mcdonalds anyway.

[Haspen]

In other news, I have much love for Awkward Zombie. Her comics make me giggle like a madperson. (It might help that I've been on a Fire Emblem kick at the moment and her FE comics are gold)

Fire Emblem FTW

[Graknorke]

In other news, I have much love for Awkward Zombie. Her comics make me giggle like a madperson. (It might help that I've been on a Fire Emblem kick at the moment and her FE comics are gold)

Fire Emblem FTW

And when I said Fire Emblem, I meant novel.

[Descan]

I wish we had a Taco bell where I lived. People give it shit but dammit I like it, and from what I understand the food and stores are generally cleaner than what's at mcdonalds anyway.

This is why I wanna get on Soylent.

Damnit, I LIKE a lot of the food that's shit for me! So I wanna make the REST of my diet robust enough to withstand the onslaught.

[Dutchling]

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[Descan]

That hand is the hand of someone making this face:

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[GiglameshDespair]

I wish we had a Taco bell where I lived. People give it shit but dammit I like it, and from what I understand the food and stores are generally cleaner than what's at mcdonalds anyway.

You are the only person I've ever seen with anything related with Etrian Odyssey.7

This is why I wanna get on Soylent.

Soylent Green? That's the only soylent I've heard of.

[Slayerhero90]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT HERE
BROTHER
WHY
WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD TO POST ANYTHING CONCERNING ANAL FURY

[Graknorke]

Soylent Green? That's the only soylent I've heard of.

There's orange and red too. They don't taste as nice but they're still pretty good.

EDIT: Oh boy, here comes the anal fury train. This is going to be entertaining,