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[misko27]

Hey, Texas has stuff the US wants. Like Oil. A lot of Oil. And land. All of which Canada has. And yet Congress keeps refusing to consider my invasion plans.

[Rose]

At least you live in the same country. :I

* Descan invades Texas with Mounties on polar bears.

Hey, it takes you less time to visit texas than it takes me to visit my girl, even though she's just on the other side of the state.

[GiglameshDespair]

How far away is she?

I'm lucky. She goes to a different university but it's a few hours on the train, nothing more. It's more busy schedules that physical inability that prevents us from seeing each other.

[mastahcheese]

I'm really lucky.
I'm married, and my wife is sleeping next to me.

You jelly?

[Rose]

How far away is she?

I'm lucky. She goes to a different university but it's a few hours on the train, nothing more. It's more busy schedules that physical inability that prevents us from seeing each other.

She lives about 500km away, which is either an overnight train, or a day-and-night bus ride.

[Sirus]

Very jelly.
*forever alone*

[GiglameshDespair]

Marriage is a long, long way off, even if it happens at all for me.

Don't worry, Sirus. Where your charms fail - there's always prostitutes.

[Sirus]

ಠ_ಠ

[mastahcheese]

You could just grab women and stuff them in your truck.
Surely Stockholm's Syndrome would kick in, eventually.

[Furtuka]

[mastahcheese]

That's awesome.

[Sirus]

I want this teacher.

[Max White]

I want to teach that student!

[Darvi]

In other news... Benedict Cumberbatch is Assange!!! 

The man himself disapproves, btw.

[Max White]

Oh I have no doubt of that, I just love the hilarity of it.
Seriously, can you think of anybody better suited to play a narcissist? I can't...