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[misko27]

evil woman-magicks?

If that's what you call her being absolutely adorable, then yes.

Succubus. Charm Magic. She could actually be a hag and you wouldn't notice.

Are you certain she didn't seduce you with her evil woman-magicks? 

Also possibly this. Someone call a Exorcist. Or a Inquisitor. Or a Salem Witch Hunter. Or a combination of the three.

A Salem Inquisicist?

That sounds good enough to be my new tag line.

As for the poor Japa, I refer him to the learned works of The Devil's Dictionary:

LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.

[Descan]

I thought Japa was in India...

[Rose]

I am. Also relavent pics in photo thread.

[misko27]

I thought Japa was in India...

The reach of Salem Inquisicists knows no bounds.

[Descan]

So is there a city in India called Love? Or...

I'm confused.

[Sirus]

I just remembered Sirus (I think) talking about Chef's Surprise sushi.  I think of it as Sirus going to a random Chinese restaurant, and ordering that dish. He bites once into the Sushi, the camera zooms in on his eyes; and The Good,The Bad and The Ugly starts playing. Only a single phrase escapes from his mouth:
"Well played, sushi chef, well played."

Somehow, my mind turned this idea into a movie about Sirus and the Sushi Chef fighting each other. This later evolved into an idea for a movie about Sirus driving all of Bay12 on his truck across the world to save the world from spambots. :V

Why, brain? Why do you do this to me?

Wow.
Now I feel kinda bad for pointing out that I have never spoken of sushi or Sushi Chefs :V

I thought Japa was in India...

Which is why it will be a surprise. Because no one expects the Salem Inqui--
*shot*

[Helgoland]

So I created a great awkward silence today...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was in the apartment of a friend of mine with t red-haired friend of mine who knew nobody in the apartment. A third friend of mine has repeatedly mentioned how she likes the long red hair of that red-haired friend - so when the opportunity presented itself, I suggested to my red-haired friend that he and the red-haired roommate of my first friend hook up for her sake. Those were glorious five seconds of silent terror...

[mastahcheese]

So I created a great awkward silence today...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was in the apartment of a friend of mine with t red-haired friend of mine who knew nobody in the apartment. A third friend of mine has repeatedly mentioned how she likes the long red hair of that red-haired friend - so when the opportunity presented itself, I suggested to my red-haired friend that he and the red-haired roommate of my first friend hook up for her sake. Those were glorious five seconds of silent terror...

Most excellent, I award you 7 evil stars, good sir.

[PanH]

So I created a great awkward silence today...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was in the apartment of a friend of mine with t red-haired friend of mine who knew nobody in the apartment. A third friend of mine has repeatedly mentioned how she likes the long red hair of that red-haired friend - so when the opportunity presented itself, I suggested to my red-haired friend that he and the red-haired roommate of my first friend hook up for her sake. Those were glorious five seconds of silent terror...

Wait, there's a third friend ? Or just two ?

[mastahcheese]

First friend
-has a red headed roommate, not the same as Red headed friend

Red headed friend

Third friend
-likes Red headed friend for red hair

Helgoland
-Suggests Red headed friend and red headed roommate hook up for Third friend's sake.

I think.

[Flying Dice]

I just remembered Sirus (I think) talking about Chef's Surprise sushi.  I think of it as Sirus going to a random Chinese restaurant, and ordering that dish. He bites once into the Sushi, the camera zooms in on his eyes; and The Good,The Bad and The Ugly starts playing. Only a single phrase escapes from his mouth:
"Well played, sushi chef, well played."

Somehow, my mind turned this idea into a movie about Sirus and the Sushi Chef fighting each other. This later evolved into an idea for a movie about Sirus driving all of Bay12 on his truck across the world to save the world from spambots. :V

Why, brain? Why do you do this to me?

Wow.
Now I feel kinda bad for pointing out that I have never spoken of sushi or Sushi Chefs :V

Yeah, sorry to disappoint, but that was me. A boring uni student/deckhand, rather than a legendary trucker. 

[Solifuge]

Stop motion animation of deep-sea creatures, created using household objects.

[Helgoland]

-snip-

Exactly. They were caught completely off guard - I wonder what would have happened if I had let them stew a few seconds more...

[Ultimuh]

I built a blanket fort with friends and we watched cat videos until midnight. There is nothing mature, productive, or clever about this, and yet.

As a cat-person, I approve of this.

[Siquo]

I built a blanket fort with friends and we watched cat videos until midnight. There is nothing mature, productive, or clever about this, and yet.

As a cat-person, I approve of this.

As a person, I approve of this.