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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16287048 times)

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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115230 on: October 28, 2013, 01:35:28 pm »
My project group presented a rough draft of our assignment to the teacher in hopes of advice. Personally, I don't like my partners' style of writing, but the teacher read over the project and said that it is "easily an A", which made me pretty happy.
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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115231 on: October 28, 2013, 01:49:29 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on October 28, 2013, 01:43:31 pm
Quote from: Descan on October 27, 2013, 08:58:39 pm
No, your love life is going to be full of a huge variety of animal forms.

Some that blossom into multi-cellular creatures, others that stay small throughout it's short life.
Not sure how this works.

I'm gonna have sex with animals, somehow some of them will become pregnant, and most will be tiny?

No, you will have a miscarried baby, and a live one.


* scrdest , ever the optimist
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We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115232 on: October 28, 2013, 01:50:16 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on October 28, 2013, 01:43:31 pm
Quote from: Descan on October 27, 2013, 08:58:39 pm
No, your love life is going to be full of a huge variety of animal forms.

Some that blossom into multi-cellular creatures, others that stay small throughout it's short life.
Not sure how this works.

I'm gonna have sex with animals, somehow some of them will become pregnant, and most will be tiny?


Greatorder, you must start having sex with bacteria, and work your way up to stuff like coral and other colonies of multicellular life.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115233 on: October 28, 2013, 01:52:07 pm »
Jesus Christ it's a fucking metaphor.

It's a god-damn beautiful simile, you bastards.

It's fucking lovely! >:I
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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115234 on: October 28, 2013, 01:54:53 pm »
Quote from: Descan on October 28, 2013, 01:52:07 pm
Jesus Christ it's a fucking metaphor.

It's a god-damn beautiful simile, you bastards.

It's fucking lovely! >:I


It's not a simile because you didn't use like or as. [/pedant]
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115235 on: October 28, 2013, 01:55:08 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 28, 2013, 01:50:16 pm
Quote from: greatorder on October 28, 2013, 01:43:31 pm
Quote from: Descan on October 27, 2013, 08:58:39 pm
No, your love life is going to be full of a huge variety of animal forms.

Some that blossom into multi-cellular creatures, others that stay small throughout it's short life.
Not sure how this works.

I'm gonna have sex with animals, somehow some of them will become pregnant, and most will be tiny?


Greatorder, you must start having sex with bacteria, and work your way up to stuff like coral and other colonies of multicellular life.
Coral would be quite painful.   
What you'd truly have to start with are amino acids, and then work your way up too bacteria
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115236 on: October 28, 2013, 01:57:23 pm »
No love for prions?
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115237 on: October 28, 2013, 02:04:37 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 28, 2013, 01:57:23 pm
No love for prions?
No.  No one loves prions.  A cow used to, but we all know what happened to that relationship.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115238 on: October 28, 2013, 02:15:26 pm »
She went mad with grief.
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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115239 on: October 28, 2013, 02:30:23 pm »
I did another page 45 is your love life thing.

"Butler raised an eyebrow." Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception

Sounds pretty valid. It made me laugh quite a bit, anyway.
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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115240 on: October 28, 2013, 02:38:47 pm »
The closest book to me is a notebook.

The 45th page is blank.
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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115241 on: October 28, 2013, 02:39:23 pm »
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Dear FearfulJesuit:

I am writing to congratulate you on the excellence of your work.  Your instructor has identified you as an exceptional student with the motivation and the special skills necessary to pursue Russian Studies at the highest level. 

We would like to meet with you to discuss the opportunities available through the Russian Program at [my university].  In the recent past, our Russian majors and minors have gone on to careers in the oil & gas industry, the space industry, journalism, politics, and academia.   Students have received Fulbright awards, Critical Language Scholarships, and NSEP awards and have gained admission to graduate programs at prestigious research universities both in the US and abroad.

Please contact [head Russian prof], the Russian advisor, by email (redacted) to schedule an appointment and to learn more about the Russian major and minor or about options for study abroad.   

Our program is extremely interested in students like you.  We look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely yours,

[modern languages department head honcho]

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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115242 on: October 28, 2013, 02:48:26 pm »
Hey, at least he isn't Nigerian!

(Seriously, the opening to that thing looks so fucking "SCAM SCAM SCAM"-y.)
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Your innocent viking escapades for canadian social justice and immortality make my flagellum wiggle, too.
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Descan confirmed for antichrist.
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I wonder if any of us don't love Descan.

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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115243 on: October 28, 2013, 02:50:08 pm »
Wasn't Vector also doing something with Russian literature and the likes?
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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #115244 on: October 28, 2013, 02:52:19 pm »
Quote from: Descan on October 28, 2013, 02:48:26 pm
Hey, at least he isn't Nigerian!

(Seriously, the opening to that thing looks so fucking "SCAM SCAM SCAM"-y.)

Yeah, I've never heard of this [my university] place. And who's [modern languages department head honcho]? This just reeks of suspicion.
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