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[Darvi]

Hence
  3D(n) - 2C(n) + B(n) = n³;
this determines D(n).

Guess I'll just grab the next best book then.

In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised theis reading.

Third time's the charm...

He heard a slight groan.

I officially hate Douglas Adams now.

[miauw62]

... tell me you've at least had banana chips?

Yes. I prefer regular bananas though. They don't break my teeth as much.

Oh, I ate some of those recently. They're pretty cool.

Mine was from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy too.
Something about alien underwear and dried matresses, I couldn't be arsed to post it here.
(Yes I skipped a few lines that didn't make sense)

[Graknorke]

Entering another person's home, Mister K. always looked for the exits of the house and for nothing else before going to bed.

Eeeeeeeh...

Wonderful choice.

[NobodyPro]

I think I'll try again.

So I became an undead minion in the fortress of Necromancer Lord Dreadgrave.

Nope.

"Funny, how funny, not to remember where or when you met your husband or wife."

Sounds about right.

[MaximumZero]

Meme: Pick up the nearest book; first sentence on page 45 is your love life.

This large, otherworldly entity appears to be an attractive female human with six arms--at least from her head to her waist.

[Graknorke]

Meme: Pick up the nearest book; first sentence on page 45 is your love life.

"If it's lasted till now it'll last a bit longer," said Digory.

[Pnx]

Against my better judgement, I'm going to post the results I got when trying this:

The following formal definitions summarise the preceding discussion.

This seems disturbingly like what I've had in place of a love life.

[alway]

Meme: Pick up the nearest book; first sentence on page 45 is your love life.

It has indeed the essential property belonging to the term "substance," that it is conserved.

Or in summary #bachelor4life

[Carnwennan]

Meme: Pick up the nearest book; first sentence on page 45 is your love life.

Why not? I have a kindle, so the results might be a bit off:

She rose to her feet, paced away from him, and stood with her hands on her hips, her back to him.

Sounds pretty accurate, actually.

[Flying Dice]

I tried it.

The thunder-clouds which usually go with hot weather were there, high columns of cumulus with glaring edges, but there was not going to be any thunder.

It fits well enough.

[Itnetlolor]

Meme: Pick up the nearest book; first sentence on page 45 is your love life.

Thesis Statement: With the right training, women can also "pump iron" to build strength.

Jackpot? I mean, the quotation marks seem to make the context questionable.

To fly a skirmish, first load or create one.

This one seems to be more accurate, unfortunately.

A whole pattern of conversation welled up in his mind▬ The kind of thing he might use to dispel the vapors in his men before battle.

Sounds like what I go through just to work up the nerve to talk to someone outside my comfort zone; including those I have an appeal for.

[RedKing]

Meme: Pick up the nearest book; first sentence on page 45 is your love life.

"You do the wrong thing, and the cops are going to be picking bits of your cortical stack out of that wall for weeks."

EDIT: I'm pretty sure that didn't happen this weekend. Guess I did the right things.

[Yoink]

DOSAAAAAAAAA

Today I discovered Dosa. Also I just walked a bunch of kilometres home from a gig, which was pretty cool. (I smell like other people's deodorant, which isn't so cool.)
But mostly I just want to talk about dosa/s.



Re: Cereal, the only cereal I like eating without milk is Weet-bix, but in that case I slather the thing in vegemite, so I guess it doesn't really count as 'dry'.

[Mustard Elemental]

Meme: Pick up the nearest book; first sentence on page 45 is your love life.

""Stop it! Stop it!" said the manager."

welp

[acetech09]

I don't have a book around. Can somebody give me first line of, say, page 46 for me?