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[lemon10]

BAFFLE v -FLED, -FLING, -FLES to confuse

[NobodyPro]

Anything that stirred ahead of us now was enemy.

[Sirus]

The epitome of ecclesiastical architecture, however, must surely be the cathedral in Fidelis, which in size and splendour can rival those to be found on far more populous worlds, and which attracts pilgrims from all over the Viridia system.

Okay...

[MonkeyHead]

Meme: Pick up the nearest book; first sentence on page 45 is your love life.

Marriages between tribes were then extremely unusual.

 

[Solifuge]

These were all in a bag together, and I can't tell which is closer. Take your pick:

After mature deliberation on the subject of their proceedings, it was determined, as the measure most likely to improve their financial capital, that they should extend their voyage into the Black Sea.

Because nothing gets me hotter than capital gains. (The Travels of Marco Polo)

Although they can thrive in warm habitats, and can survive with a body temperature of up to 111°F (44°C), they often have to sit out the hottest part of the day in the shade.

111 degrees? Okay, maybe that's hotter. (Animal: The Definitive Visual Guide to the World's Wildlife)

Here, among stunted bushland of dwarf birches, or on rocky hillsides where snow covers the mosses, reindeer scrape with their cleft hooves to dig them from under three feet of snow.

A life of Rustic Reindeer herding? I am okay with this. (Civilizations: Culture, Ambition, and the Transformation of Nature)

As you assume each in turn to be guilty, assess the statements of the four suspects against these guidelines.

Uh-oh. (Logic Puzzles: Put your reasoning power to the test)

So she went through life never putting a hat on a table or a coat on a bed.

I am not sure what this means! (I'm Ok- You're Ok)

[Dutchling]

"If you can catch the man, catch him, and let me know when you have done it"

I'm not sure how I feel about this o.o

[scrdest]

As you assume each in turn to be guilty, assess the statements of the four suspects against these guidelines.

Uh-oh. (Logic Puzzles: Put your reasoning power to the test)

Cheer up, you're getting married soon!

[LordSlowpoke]

"If you can catch the man, catch him, and let me know when you have done it"

I'm not sure how I feel about this o.o

...waldo is the love of your life, i guess?

[Dutchling]

... tell me you've at least had banana chips?

Yes. I prefer regular bananas though. They don't break my teeth as much.

[Urist Imiknorris]

After mature deliberation on the subject of their proceedings, it was determined, as the measure most likely to improve their financial capital, that they should extend their voyage into the Black Sea.

Because nothing gets me hotter than capital gains. (The Travels of Marco Polo)

Financial capital, voyage, and the Black Sea are all euphemisms.

[Dutchling]

After mature deliberation on the subject of their proceedings, it was determined, as the measure most likely to improve their financial capital, that they should extend their voyage into the Black Sea.

Because nothing gets me hotter than capital gains. (The Travels of Marco Polo)

Financial capital, voyage, and the Black Sea are all euphemisms.

Hey baby, shall I extend my voyage into your black sea ?

[Rose]

Page 45 of the nearest book, ah?

I opened my E-reader app on my laptop. last opened book was porn.


Be that as it may, my love life made me happy today.

[hops]

Protip: Always keep a porn magazine at least 45 pages long with you in case that this meme shows up.

[Chaoswizkid]

Meme: Pick up the nearest book; first sentence on page 45 is your love life.

Well, that probably won't apply to me, I mostly read fanfiction on my cell-phone or stuff on my Kindle, and that's usually closer to... ... oh. Hey. There's a book closer than my cell-phone or Kindle. Well, let's see. Oh, yes, Warhammer 40,000: Iron Warriors Omnibus. Most excellent. Surely this will just be kind of funny and totally irrelevant to a love life.

The technician fired a heartbeat later and Kroeger rocked back on his heels as the impact blasted a crater in his power armor.

... GOD-EMPEROR DAMNIT, BOOK, WHY WAS THIS LIKE THE WORST SENTENCE TO BE MADE INTO INNUENDO?

[Helgoland]

Meme: Pick up the nearest book; first sentence on page 45 is your love life.

Entering another person's home, Mister K. always looked for the exits of the house and for nothing else before going to bed.

Eeeeeeeh...

"Hello", I said, now slightly troubled.

Yeah, seems about right.