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[Sirus]

Had a shower, am now all squeaky clean.

...How sad is it that showers are a rare enough and wonderful enough experience for me to post about it? :v

[Xantalos]

YouTube actually taught me something today.

[MaximumZero]

YouTube actually taught me something today.

That the vast majority of people aren't qualified to use the internet?

[Xantalos]

YouTube actually taught me something today.

That the vast majority of people aren't qualified to use the internet?

That Bane in The Dark Knight Rises actually makes more sense if you remember that he's almost constantly high on painkillers.

[MaximumZero]

YouTube actually taught me something today.

That the vast majority of people aren't qualified to use the internet?

That Bane in The Dark Knight Rises actually makes more sense if you remember that he's almost constantly high on painkillers.

Ov cause, Eldritch one. Pain is a sign of weakness. Pain dulls the senses. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you can break the back of a man dressed as a bat.

[Xantalos]

YouTube actually taught me something today.

That the vast majority of people aren't qualified to use the internet?

That Bane in The Dark Knight Rises actually makes more sense if you remember that he's almost constantly high on painkillers.

Ov cause, Eldritch one. Pain is a sign of weakness. Pain dulls the senses. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you can break the back of a man dressed as a bat.

And the better a doctor you are, the more capable you are of punching said spine back into place.

[MaximumZero]

YouTube actually taught me something today.

That the vast majority of people aren't qualified to use the internet?

That Bane in The Dark Knight Rises actually makes more sense if you remember that he's almost constantly high on painkillers.

Ov cause, Eldritch one. Pain is a sign of weakness. Pain dulls the senses. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you can break the back of a man dressed as a bat.

And the better a doctor you are, the more capable you are of punching said spine back into place.

I am a legendary+5 doctor? News to me.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Watched Redline today. I have to admit, I did not wake up thinking I was going to find a movie which is essentially IGPX crossed with Dead Leaves and set in Space North Korea, nor that it would be incredibly awesome.

[Xantalos]

YouTube actually taught me something today.

That the vast majority of people aren't qualified to use the internet?

That Bane in The Dark Knight Rises actually makes more sense if you remember that he's almost constantly high on painkillers.

Ov cause, Eldritch one. Pain is a sign of weakness. Pain dulls the senses. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you can break the back of a man dressed as a bat.

And the better a doctor you are, the more capable you are of punching said spine back into place.

I am a legendary+5 doctor? News to me.

Indeed. If you become a legendary +5 Vigilante, you can teleport back to your home base at any time (explains how Batman got from Pakistan to Gotham in less than a day with no money ).

[Frumple]

Apparently cold calling (or, at least, badly misinformed) robocall left a message that made me laugh.

"This is your second warning" (third time these critters have called telling me it was my second warning)

"That your vehicle's factory warranty may have expired" (hahahahahahaha '95 model ford, that car is probably older than your company. Yes, Oh Farcical Machine! The factory warranty may have expired!) *delete*

I'unno. Was just something so absurd about it I ended up laughing for a few seconds. Somewhere out there some tired machine is ticking along dialing random numbers and playing a message, toiling endlessly in the great dark night, all for naught. Or something. It was great.

_{... do wish they'd stop calling, though.}

[MagmaMcFry]

Spoiler: I just made a game (click to show/hide)

And it is so much fun.

[MagmaMcFry]

Java with LWJGL.

[freeformschooler]

grumble grumble 3d programmers and their spatial thinking

I mean, congrats. It looks neat.

[MagmaMcFry]

It looks much more neat in action, it's a very authentic podracing simulation with camera rolling, friction boosts and manually overridable autohover. It took about three hours to make, not including all the time I spent playing it instead of coding.

[Putnam]

Code: (HelloWorld.lua) [Select]

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this is hello world in lua