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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16315524 times)

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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #113535 on: September 26, 2013, 10:27:03 pm »

Nadaka, test your fat percentage. You could, somehow, gain a pound of muscle for every pound of fat you lost in tandem. I mean, you're exercising, not just dieting.
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« Reply #113536 on: September 26, 2013, 10:31:18 pm »

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeze
I imagined you spinning around in a swively chair as you typed that.
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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #113537 on: September 26, 2013, 10:34:25 pm »

You don't already imagine people in a swively chair?
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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #113538 on: September 27, 2013, 03:51:03 am »

Code: (hello.spl) [Select]
The Infamous Hello World Program.

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.


                    Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.

                    Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.

[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]

Hamlet:
 You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
 You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
 hero and thyself! Speak your mind!

 You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
 old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
 day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
 sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!

 You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
 between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.

 Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                    Scene II: The praising of Juliet.

[Enter Juliet]

Hamlet:
 Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
 black cat! Speak thy mind!

[Exit Juliet]

                    Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.

[Enter Ophelia]

Hamlet:
 Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
 bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!

 Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
 and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
 the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!

[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]


                    Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.

                    Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]

Romeo:
 Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
 difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
 mind!

Juliet:
 Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
 difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
 and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
 codpiece. Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                    Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.

[Enter Ophelia]

Juliet:
 Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
 furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!

Ophelia:
 Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
 difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
 your mind!

[Exeunt]

this is a good programming language

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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #113539 on: September 27, 2013, 02:29:30 pm »

Don't ask me why, but my delivery time got changed to 3 days from now, and I'm only about 100 miles away. Since I can't deliver today anyway, this gives me time to find a nice stopping place and deliver bright and early tomorrow.
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« Reply #113541 on: September 27, 2013, 03:42:25 pm »

did i post this here yet?

google+ can go get fucked
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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #113542 on: September 27, 2013, 04:10:09 pm »

I thought this bit where political satirist Stephen Colbert moderates a debate between Oscar the Grouch and Big Bird was funny. Funny things make me happy.
I know I have not seen Sesame Street since.. at least a decade ago. But still.. what happened to their voices??
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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #113543 on: September 27, 2013, 04:16:23 pm »

did i post this here yet?

google+ can go get fucked
That sure is a lot of fake information it can generate about a person.
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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #113544 on: September 27, 2013, 04:20:55 pm »

I wonder if the credit cards work. :v

That'd be stupid.
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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #113545 on: September 27, 2013, 04:22:11 pm »

I thought this bit where political satirist Stephen Colbert moderates a debate between Oscar the Grouch and Big Bird was funny. Funny things make me happy.
I know I have not seen Sesame Street since.. at least a decade ago. But still.. what happened to their voices??
Hey. Silly starts with S.

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« Reply #113546 on: September 27, 2013, 04:40:08 pm »

I thought this bit where political satirist Stephen Colbert moderates a debate between Oscar the Grouch and Big Bird was funny. Funny things make me happy.
I know I have not seen Sesame Street since.. at least a decade ago. But still.. what happened to their voices??
There's just a slight difference that may suggest either a change in voice actors or an increase of age in said voice actors for the puppets. Otherwise they're the same as I remember them.
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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #113547 on: September 27, 2013, 04:46:50 pm »

I thought this bit where political satirist Stephen Colbert moderates a debate between Oscar the Grouch and Big Bird was funny. Funny things make me happy.
I know I have not seen Sesame Street since.. at least a decade ago. But still.. what happened to their voices??
There's just a slight difference that may suggest either a change in voice actors or an increase of age in said voice actors for the puppets. Otherwise they're the same as I remember them.
Ah yes, age can be a bitch, but one does not simply change the voice actor of Oscar The Grouch! D:<
I realize that this is no longer my childhood, but that of a younger generation.
I miss the eighties/nineties..
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« Reply #113548 on: September 27, 2013, 04:59:03 pm »

I thought this bit where political satirist Stephen Colbert moderates a debate between Oscar the Grouch and Big Bird was funny. Funny things make me happy.
I know I have not seen Sesame Street since.. at least a decade ago. But still.. what happened to their voices??
There's just a slight difference that may suggest either a change in voice actors or an increase of age in said voice actors for the puppets. Otherwise they're the same as I remember them.
Ah yes, age can be a bitch, but one does not simply change the voice actor of Oscar The Grouch! D:<
I realize that this is no longer my childhood, but that of a younger generation.
I miss the eighties/nineties..
I miss things from the eighties and nineties but I don't miss those time periods myself. I'm glad I'm an adult, living on my own and without commitments or strings attached. Then again isolationism may lead to some interesting situations later in life where I'm stuck without help or resources. It's why I like to live in the now and not really reminisce about times past or think too much about the future.
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Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« Reply #113549 on: September 27, 2013, 05:26:57 pm »

Got the weekend off, listening to the local rock station on the radio, and gonna work on finishing that goddamn chainmail vest I've been neglecting. Life is good.
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