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[MadMalkavian]

So, it turns out that telling me I can have whatever I want on my sub is a bad idea. Pastrami, ham, turkey, pepperoni, salami, pepper jack cheese, three different kinds of cheddar, mozzarella, mayo and mustard. I am very full, and very satisfied.

This is going to sound weird but I want to have sex with that sandwich. By that I mean I want to go into Subway and order one just like it then slowly eat it in a moment of hedonism and gluttony because that sandwich sounds delicious.

[MaximumZero]

So, it turns out that telling me I can have whatever I want on my sub is a bad idea. Pastrami, ham, turkey, pepperoni, salami, pepper jack cheese, three different kinds of cheddar, mozzarella, mayo and mustard. I am very full, and very satisfied.

This is going to sound weird but I want to have sex with that sandwich. By that I mean I want to go into Subway and order one just like it then slowly eat it in a moment of hedonism and gluttony because that sandwich sounds delicious.

You can't get that sammich at Subway. I handmade it.

[MadMalkavian]

So, it turns out that telling me I can have whatever I want on my sub is a bad idea. Pastrami, ham, turkey, pepperoni, salami, pepper jack cheese, three different kinds of cheddar, mozzarella, mayo and mustard. I am very full, and very satisfied.

This is going to sound weird but I want to have sex with that sandwich. By that I mean I want to go into Subway and order one just like it then slowly eat it in a moment of hedonism and gluttony because that sandwich sounds delicious.

You can't get that sammich at Subway. I handmade it.

Well you know what I mean. That sandwich sounds delicious and I want one like it. I don't mean to be covetous of your meal or whatever but such a thing just sounds like something I would enjoy eating on a special occasion.

[MaximumZero]

So, it turns out that telling me I can have whatever I want on my sub is a bad idea. Pastrami, ham, turkey, pepperoni, salami, pepper jack cheese, three different kinds of cheddar, mozzarella, mayo and mustard. I am very full, and very satisfied.

This is going to sound weird but I want to have sex with that sandwich. By that I mean I want to go into Subway and order one just like it then slowly eat it in a moment of hedonism and gluttony because that sandwich sounds delicious.

You can't get that sammich at Subway. I handmade it.

Well you know what I mean. That sandwich sounds delicious and I want one like it. I don't mean to be covetous of your meal or whatever but such a thing just sounds like something I would enjoy eating on a special occasion.

I enjoy it when people are covetous of my stuff. It means I have good taste. ^_^

[MadMalkavian]

So, it turns out that telling me I can have whatever I want on my sub is a bad idea. Pastrami, ham, turkey, pepperoni, salami, pepper jack cheese, three different kinds of cheddar, mozzarella, mayo and mustard. I am very full, and very satisfied.

This is going to sound weird but I want to have sex with that sandwich. By that I mean I want to go into Subway and order one just like it then slowly eat it in a moment of hedonism and gluttony because that sandwich sounds delicious.

You can't get that sammich at Subway. I handmade it.

Well you know what I mean. That sandwich sounds delicious and I want one like it. I don't mean to be covetous of your meal or whatever but such a thing just sounds like something I would enjoy eating on a special occasion.

I enjoy it when people are covetous of my stuff. It means I have good taste. ^_^

You do have good taste. However I don't really like coveting other people's belongings as it makes me feel ungrateful. That's why even though I'm not eating an awesome sandwich I'm glad that I've got some really good corn dogs right now and a nice little energy drink to wash them down with.

It's not much but hey, it's a Sunday tradition for me to pig out and drink energy drinks while playing video games and browsing both forums and anonymous imageboards through the night. I'm glad I've got something to do tonight.

[Bauglir]

I've watched and comprehended 3 lectures, caught up on about 3 weeks of the reading for the course, cleaned out the refrigerator before the food my roommate left there invented the wheel, and got some exercise done today. I'm going to frickin' relax now.

Anybody know of a show with a similar attitude re: being reason-kickingly spectacular as Gurren Lagann's? Because that is what I'm loving right now, but I could go for something new to me and maybe without the problems I keep noticing the second time through. But that part isn't for the Happy thread, anyway. Doesn't have to be anime, though.

[Truean]

Hanging out with the girls yesterday. If I'm lucky I get to just dress up a bit, etc. It's feels lovely. Aaaanyhow. We're all hungry and things around close relatively early even and especially for a Saturday night, go figure. Food, we want, must go out to get, have on a summer dress... [major blush]. Against my better judgment, my girlfriends talk me into just going in the car with them. I'm terrified, because I've seen this movie and it doesn't end well for my character, not one bit. They don't want to let me sit in the car, nooooooo. They want me to come in and order food with them. If you are wondering what that sound is, that would be my heart not beating for a bit.

I don't wanna die, at least not until I get to eat.

They aren't going to let up with the increasingly less soft social pressure for me to get my butt out of the car and go in with them. [whimper].

So whatever, I'm terrified but I go in with my friends. Thank God I really don't have any Adam's Apple. I... I am terrified, ready to pee myself terrified, but at least I've got my best friends around me. I thought, they'd order for me, but noooooooo. They make me do it! So my voice is a little shaky but oddly enough, otherwise feminine with sort of a shy quality to it. I even get complimented by the woman at the register. She recognizes my friends but not me (she doesn't know me in any way):

Her: "Well isn't that nice. You know there aren't enough polite people in the world anymore young lady. That'll serve you well dear."

Me: "[blush] Yes ma'am, thank you ma'am."

All my friends are just smiling their heads off and giving me little hugs. Then I think I started breathing again.

[Scelly9]

Dawwwwww.
*hug*

[Descan]

We need to go dress shopping, True~

[quinnr]

~long post snip~

Truean, everything you post makes me feel a little bit happier inside, thank you

[Solifuge]

-snip-

It might have been scary as heck, but congrats!

[Gamerlord]

-snip-

*hugs Truean*

[freeformschooler]

uuuuuuuu at the risk of sounding stupid, I don't really pay attention to the thread - what was scary about that?

[Scelly9]

Tru is biologically male.

[Bauglir]

And, it seems, wins at being a woman.