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[Scoops Novel]

I saw Elysium today.
Damn, if Neill Blomkamp continues to make films advocating against social injustice, eventually he'll be kicked out of Hollywood.

Not really. Hollywood gives 0 fucks about what message they preach as long as it gets them money.

I took the film as an insult on that basis, but no need to derail the happy thread.

[Nadaka]

What would a druid of trucks and prostitutes be like?

Oh, probably have the ability to commune with trucks and the like. Figure out what's wrong with them just by looking or listening. Not sure about the prostitute aspect yet, I'll think of something...

Something along the lines of a sort of mystic brothel owner, maybe?

He would have the ability to befriend "companion" companions, like a traditional druid can befriend animal companions...

[Pnx]

So what you're really saying is that this druid is actually just a pimp.

[Cthulhu]

A modern urban druid is actually a cool idea.  I'm thinking like a homeless guy with a trash bag wrapped around him like a cloak, using his magic to survive the streets.

Pigeons and stray dogs bring him food and keep watch for him while he does his crazy druid shit.

[Dutchling]

Homeless people are so passée.

[SalmonGod]

A modern urban druid is actually a cool idea.  I'm thinking like a homeless guy with a trash bag wrapped around him like a cloak, using his magic to survive the streets.

Pigeons and stray dogs bring him food and keep watch for him while he does his crazy druid shit.

You know there are some real schools of thought that are often described as "urban shamanism", right?

[ggamer]

PARTYPARTYPARTY

[Cthulhu]

A modern urban druid is actually a cool idea.  I'm thinking like a homeless guy with a trash bag wrapped around him like a cloak, using his magic to survive the streets.

Pigeons and stray dogs bring him food and keep watch for him while he does his crazy druid shit.

You know there are some real schools of thought that are often described as "urban shamanism", right?

I knew I'd heard the phrase "urban druid" before.

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[Fniff]

Cthulhu, do you mind me stealing that idea?

[Xantalos]

Cthulhu, do you mind me stealing that idea?

Oh dear.

[Hanslanda]

Hey Hans, if I'm ever in your area and manage to bring my army along, would you fancy a battle?

Hell yes. What kind of army do you play?

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10/10 would shoot with a bolter.

Here is how that would go.

You roll to hit. 3+ hits. Then you have to roll to wound. You have to roll a SIX to wound. Then, it gets an armor save of 2+ (Meaning it has to roll a one to fail.) AND if you DO manage to wound it past it's awesome save, it has SIX wounds, and it REGENERATES.

[Dutchling]

How many wounds does it regenerate per turn? Also I assume all dice are d6?

[Vector]

I saw Elysium today.
Damn, if Neill Blomkamp continues to make films advocating against social injustice, eventually he'll be kicked out of Hollywood.

Not really. Hollywood gives 0 fucks about what message they preach as long as it gets them money.

I took the film as an insult on that basis, but no need to derail the happy thread.

I'm interested--progressive thread?

[Xantalos]

I saw Elysium today.
Damn, if Neill Blomkamp continues to make films advocating against social injustice, eventually he'll be kicked out of Hollywood.

(it's a good film, by the way)

Just as long as District 10 gets made.

[Sirus]

@ Hanslanda:

I play the space communists Tau, mostly. I don't have the new codex or any of the new units, but I still have a fairly respectable force.