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[Rose]

10/10, would cower in terror from, before being forced to shoot it with my lazpistol by my commisar.

[Dutchling]

So I think this is pretty cool.

[Flying Dice]

So I think this is pretty cool.

It didn't last as long as the lizard. Still cool, though.

[Lagslayer]

So I think this is pretty cool.

That was hilarious.

[Cthulhu]

I have two birdfeeders, one with sunflowers and one with a mix of stuff.  Birds are all the fuck over my yard.  I'm gonna get them to eat from my hand and become a druid soon. 

One, a song sparrow who looks like he might've been attacked by NeighborCat, doesn't give half a fuck.  I can walk right up to him and talk to him and he just watches me.  I told him I wasn't gonna offer him any food because he looked pretty fucked up and I didn't want to interfere with natural selection, real talk.

Then I asked him if birds had real talk, and by corollary if birds had a bird R. Kelly.  From there the next logical question was of course, "Is there a Bird Snoop Dogg?  Snoop Birdd?  Who eats 81 sunflowers a day?"

The sparrow did not divulge his Bird Secrets.

EDIT:  I think maybe if I give him some food he'll be more likely to reveal his secrets.  He may also be my foot in the Druid Door.  I figure once a couple birds have eaten from my hand and survived the rest will be a little more likely to risk a landing of their own.

Two birds with one stone, heh heh.

[LordSlowpoke]

now if you were serious about becoming a druid, throw a pm my way. i've read up a bit while consuming wizardly literature. you may or may not need to find yourself a patron god though

[Dutchling]

you may or may not need to find yourself a patron god though

I volunteer!

[Sirus]

you may or may not need to find yourself a patron god though

I volunteer!

Me too!

[Furtuka]

What would a druid of trucks and prostitutes be like?

[LordSlowpoke]

What would a druid of trucks and prostitutes be like?

give me a few days and i will tell you in great detail.

[Sirus]

What would a druid of trucks and prostitutes be like?

Oh, probably have the ability to commune with trucks and the like. Figure out what's wrong with them just by looking or listening. Not sure about the prostitute aspect yet, I'll think of something...

[Habbadax]

What would a druid of trucks and prostitutes be like?

Oh, probably have the ability to commune with trucks and the like. Figure out what's wrong with them just by looking or listening. Not sure about the prostitute aspect yet, I'll think of something...

Something along the lines of a sort of mystic brothel owner, maybe?

[Guardian G.I.]

I saw Elysium today.
Damn, if Neill Blomkamp continues to make films advocating against social injustice, eventually he'll be kicked out of Hollywood.

(it's a good film, by the way)

[freeformschooler]

Oh man. Oh man oh man. I might have finally FINALLY found an actual gaming group in my area.

[Loud Whispers]

I saw Elysium today.
Damn, if Neill Blomkamp continues to make films advocating against social injustice, eventually he'll be kicked out of Hollywood.

Not really. Hollywood gives 0 fucks about what message they preach as long as it gets them money.