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[Loud Whispers]

Imagination running wild...

Wait a minute...

I so read this wrong at first...

GOD DAMMIT SALMONGOD NOT EVERYTHING'S ABOUT CARPENTRY, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE TOOLSHED

[Flying Dice]

I so read this wrong at first...

GOD DAMMIT SALMONGOD NOT EVERYTHING'S ABOUT CARPENTRY, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE TOOLSHED

LW, are you saying that everything isn't about carpentry? What are you, some sort of disgustingly deviant mason!?

[LordSlowpoke]

I so read this wrong at first...

GOD DAMMIT SALMONGOD NOT EVERYTHING'S ABOUT CARPENTRY, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE TOOLSHED

LW, are you saying that everything isn't about carpentry? What are you, some sort of disgustingly deviant mason!?

ten acorns say a kitchen mason

[Flying Dice]

I so read this wrong at first...

GOD DAMMIT SALMONGOD NOT EVERYTHING'S ABOUT CARPENTRY, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE TOOLSHED

LW, are you saying that everything isn't about carpentry? What are you, some sort of disgustingly deviant mason!?

ten acorns say a kitchen mason

He probably spends his nights making granite countertops, the freak.

[Loud Whispers]

Oh sure, you sit about on your oak chairs eating on basalt blocks passed off as centre pieces, yet you'll never truly hold the traditional value of a four-top stainless steel modern glass dining table with plenty of kitchenry like an elegant bain marie facing a Low-boy COMBINING ELEGANCE WITH FUNCTIONALITY. Can you stare down the assorted condiments and scoff at their FRAGRANT and EXOTIC spices on an engraved, yet weathered Mise En Place built from both stone AND wood?! Futuristic cuisinarts and reach-in refrigerators, with ice machines, kettles and fires! Broilers, rice cookers, sizzlers and ovens, do you deny the glory of a fume cupboard camouflaged into the wallspace flanked by two watchful covered shelves that consist of your pantry?

Yeah, that's what I thought. #Kitchenmasonpride.

[LordSlowpoke]

Oh sure, you sit about on your oak chairs eating on basalt blocks passed off as centre pieces, yet you'll never truly hold the traditional value of a four-top stainless steel modern glass dining table with plenty of kitchenry like an elegant bain marie facing a Low-boy COMBINING ELEGANCE WITH FUNCTIONALITY. Can you stare down the assorted condiments and scoff at their FRAGRANT and EXOTIC spices on an engraved, yet weathered Mise En Place built from both stone AND wood?! Futuristic cuisinarts and reach-in refrigerators, with ice machines, kettles and fires! Broilers, rice cookers, sizzlers and ovens, do you deny the glory of a fume cupboard camouflaged into the wallspace flanked by two watchful covered shelves that consist of your pantry?

Yeah, that's what I thought. #Kitchenmasonpride.

what's next

will you try to sell me your mixed kitchens

will you build yourself a new one and decide a pleb like me only deserves an used kitchen

WILL YOU SELL THE USED KITCHEN IN OXFORD

[Loud Whispers]

what's next

will you try to sell me your mixed kitchens

will you build yourself a new one and decide a pleb like me only deserves an used kitchen

WILL YOU SELL THE USED KITCHEN IN OXFORD

A kitchen is never bought, it is earned.
A kitchen is never used, it's remembered.

_{Oxford sucks garages.}

[ggamer]

next you start selling used kitchens from some wierd fuckin place that i'm almost certain is made up, but turns out to be a place in england

[Aklyon]

And it may or may not have a seagull.

[Slayerhero90]

I have inspiration! LW, d'ya mind if I draw you as I imagine you to look like and post it here?

[Loud Whispers]

I have inspiration! LW, d'ya mind if I draw you as I imagine you to look like and post it here?

For the glory of kitchen Empire.

[Flying Dice]

I expect to see a lot of chrome-painted plastic, linoleum, and particle board.

[RedWarrior0]

St. Louis, Missouri

I forget you people are not from around here. 

From my robotics trip last year to watch robots play pseudo almost-basketball, I have to say the City Museum is cool and not very museum-like.

[Chink]

St. Louis, Missouri

I forget you people are not from around here. 

From my robotics trip last year to watch robots play pseudo almost-basketball, I have to say the City Museum is cool and not very museum-like.

FRC, or some other robotics competition?

[Truean]

Computer fixed.