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[Max White]

To make the thread less creepery, I thought I'd share something wonderful:

The Scientifically Accurate Ducktales Themesong

Note: Don't watch this at work. Also, you might find it gross.

Your banished. From reality. Forever. Pack your desk, there is no longer a place for you in this reality.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I have severe radiation burns in the epidermal coating of cells that protect my muscles from solar radiation. This will in turn cause them to produce melanin, darkening them and providing additional protection from future solar bombardment.

Good work, fellow homo sapiens friend Hans. Perhaps your increased melanin production and subsequently darkened skin cells will attract appropriate mates through inciting instilled evolutionary instinct for resilient individuals and the social-cultural expectation that those possessing experience-heightened melanin levels are better candidates for which with to attempt propagation.

[Slayerhero90]

I have severe radiation burns in the epidermal coating of cells that protect my muscles from solar radiation. This will in turn cause them to produce melanin, darkening them and providing additional protection from future solar bombardment.

Good work, fellow homo sapiens friend Hans. Perhaps your increased melanin production and subsequently darkened skin cells will attract appropriate mates through inciting instilled evolutionary instinct for resilient individuals and the social-cultural expectation that those possessing experience-heightened melanin levels are better candidates for which with to attempt propagation.

You didn't say  that scviency enough because I still understood that.

[Xantalos]

To make the thread less creepery, I thought I'd share something wonderful:

The Scientifically Accurate Ducktales Themesong

Note: Don't watch this at work. Also, you might find it gross.

Your banished. From reality. Forever. Pack your desk, there is no longer a place for you in this reality.

I can offer you a place to stay for a few entropy cycles.

[Bauglir]

I can now produce distributions and expected values of various dice rolls in arbitrarily* large batches. And all it took was ~200 lines of code. With generous use of whitespace!

*Okay, it breaks down if I try to run more than about 2 billion dice, or dice with more than 2 billion sides, or something. But, uh, that should never have to happen. >___________>

It's now also reasonably commented, although some comments are less than helpful, such as "Sorcery?" and "Above: What the shit! I hope that's what I meant to type."

[Kadzar]

It seems I'm late to the party but... HOW COULD NOBODY TELL ME BRAVEST WARRIORS EXISTED?!?! How could I have not found out about it til today, given how popular Adventure Time is?

I must also express my displeasure about not previously being informed about this show's existence. As far as I'm concerned, y'all can have sassy moments.

[Steelmagic]

If you do something that requires you to roll a 2 billion sided dice, just assume you succeed.

[Bauglir]

I could convert the indices of my loops to run on BigIntegers, but fuck that. There's no good reason, it'd slow the program tremendously, and it'd make things even less legible (if that's even possible).

[Mego]

I could convert the indices of my loops to run on BigIntegers, but fuck that. There's no good reason, it'd slow the program tremendously, and it'd make things even less legible (if that's even possible).

Oh, so you used Java... My language of choice for dice rolls would have been Python.

[Putnam]

Jumped on the Pacific Rim train

Tears of joy.

[Sirus]

Jumped on the Pacific Rim train

Tears of joy.

Tears of sadness.

[Aklyon]

Jumped on the Pacific Rim train

Tears of joy.

Tears of sadness.

* Aklyon throws your tears into the sad thread

[da_nang]

I beat bureaucracy and won't get evicted!

[SalmonGod]

I beat bureaucracy and won't get evicted!

Proving once again that violence solves everything!

[da_nang]

I beat bureaucracy and won't get evicted!

Was it with a 2x4?

Tooth and claw.

* da_nang sharpens his claws.