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[da_nang]

I just realized my speakers have lasted 15 years. In your face planned obsolescence!

[MaximumZero]

The government of the 1800s isn't as horrible as I thought it was.

[quinnr]

And then D.M. 2.

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EL MACHO, man. EL MACHO.

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LIPSTICK TAZER!

That scene was probably my favorite. The way she just pulls out that flamethrower for some reason made me laugh a bit, and then she tops it off with weapon announcing logic.

[Xantalos]

And then D.M. 2.

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EL MACHO, man. EL MACHO.

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LIPSTICK TAZER!

That scene was probably my favorite. The way she just pulls out that flamethrower for some reason made me laugh a bit, and then she tops it off with weapon announcing logic.

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That was very cool, but to be honest the purple formula dissapointed me. When EL MACHO drank it he was disabled by a tazer and a fart gun! Some super formula.
^{I wanted EL MACHO to win. He was cool.}

[Siquo]

I never liked Despicable Me. Turned it off half way after not even smiling once.

In happy, I told my kid a brutal lie. She said "You know dad? I'm really happy that I exist. You, too?"
Told her yes, even though I can't remember a moment in my life where that was the case. I'm happy that she doesn't suffer the same, though.

[Xantalos]

That old Justice League cartoon theme tune. It was the best theme tune of all the ever.

[MaximumZero]

I never liked Despicable Me. Turned it off half way after not even smiling once.

In happy, I told my kid a brutal lie. She said "You know dad? I'm really happy that I exist. You, too?"
Told her yes, even though I can't remember a moment in my life where that was the case. I'm happy that she doesn't suffer the same, though.

You should be happy that you exist, because if you didn't exist, your kid wouldn't exist, and she couldn't be happy to exist. Also, B12 would be that much less interesting.

[Siquo]

I never liked Despicable Me. Turned it off half way after not even smiling once.

In happy, I told my kid a brutal lie. She said "You know dad? I'm really happy that I exist. You, too?"
Told her yes, even though I can't remember a moment in my life where that was the case. I'm happy that she doesn't suffer the same, though.

You should be happy that you exist, because if you didn't exist, your kid wouldn't exist, and she couldn't be happy to exist. Also, B12 would be that much less interesting.

Thanks

Funny thing is that on her birth-card (or whatever you call that thing you send out to family&friends when popping one out) we put the text "Hurrah, I exist!" (which rhymes in Dutch). We predicted well.

[Xantalos]

I'm really liking Mass Effect. I've tried to avoid spoilers in this game, so I'm having fun with going through the game kicking the crap out of everyone and being a wise sensei Shepard who happens to look exactly like Samuel L Jackson.

[Vector]

I'm really liking Mass Effect. I've tried to avoid spoilers in this game, so I'm having fun with going through the game kicking the crap out of everyone and being a wise sensei Shepard who happens to look exactly like Samuel L Jackson.

This is 100% awesome.

[Yoink]

I now own a suit.

It was in some little vintage shop in a tiny town I was visiting(family considering moving there etc). Funny thing is, I actually went in there, had a glance around and asked, "Oh, you don't have any men's clothes here, do you?" The owner said no, so I started to leave, pausing to rummage through a box of records by the door.

Then she called over about a suit- the one piece of men's clothing in the shop, that she found somewhere in the back. Long story short, I tried on the jacket and immediately fell in love with it. It fits me perfectly for some reason, and is the colour I was looking for, even.

Tried it on with the nice collared shirt I bought a while back, which I'd never worn due to not having a jacket for it. I'm not an expert but I think it looks awesome. Almost makes up for the person wearing it

[miauw62]

I've arrived at the B&B in France. It's warm, the boss is friendly and c'est très, très belle ~

[Yoink]

I've arrived at the B&B in France. It's warm, the boss is friendly and c'est très, très belle ~

Google translate tells me I should waggle my eyebrows furiously in response to this post.

* Yoink waggles his eyebrows furiously!

[LordSlowpoke]

I've arrived at the B&B in France. It's warm, the boss is friendly and c'est très, très belle ~

Google translate tells me I should waggle my eyebrows furiously in response to this post.

* Yoink waggles his eyebrows furiously!

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[Haspen]

'Is 3, 3 pretty'?

I'm giving pure guesses based on similarity of words to other languages P: