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[tahujdt]

Ohhh, back in the early days of client-sided inventory, boy did I have some fun trolling/griefing on servers. My crowning moment was one that took a week to set up, and six hours to pull off.

There was a server populated by douches. Talented douches, but douches nonetheless. They were a pretty strict community, very harsh to players until you were whitelisted, which often took up to a week. I persevered, if only for the fact that my friend was already with them and helped me circumnavigate most of the blocks placed on me. Soon after I was whitelisted, however, he was banned by the god-complex admin, over a pitifully petty argument, and lo were the seeds of revenge sewn.

Temple Cliff, the main building project of the server, the summation of two month's work. A sprawling city over cobblestone avenues illuminated by streetlights, majestic mansions and taverns and towers. Interweaving patterns of iron and gold lined the murals, as flowers adorned the streets. Above it all, upon its namesake cliff, sat 'The Temple', the admin's glorious monument to himself. A towering citadel set against the rising sun, its silhouette against the rising sun many a first-timer's welcoming sight to the server.

Naturally, this all had to go.

So I spent a week, week and a half maybe. I recorded who was on at what time and when, who was building what and where. When the admin was on, when the least number of the Moderator cohorts were roaming about. When the server saved, and how often. An innocent question here, a little exploring there. All the while building my own project to alleviate the inevitable suspicion that would befall me once my plan had been realised.

I found it.

At 1200 GMT, every day, the server saved its single backup. On a weekday, the players usually didn't hit until after 1600 (work & school I assumed). Heavy snowing the previous night, a snow day for my school was a guarantee. So I slept earlier that night, and woke up in the wee hours of the morning. I logged on to the server, and began the long task of casting down this digital Jericho.

I acquired TNT. And a lot of it.

Gunpowder, treason and plot. With those words I carved a labyrinthine maze beneath the city, a network of tunnels below the foundations. Below each building I carved out a massive hole, and filled each with scores of TNT. One errant click, one accidentally-set block, and the whole plan would blow up, so to speak. It was a good five hours when the final pit of TNT had been filled. Then I began connecting them. The maze became a giant fuse, a block of TNT every four spaces to ensure they didn't fly off when detonated. Another hour passed at least before I was done connecting them, and then I carved the final tunnel: the primary ignition. Far away from the city, and the Temple, it was the final piece in this plan, the 'kill-all' switch. 1130, the time till execution was still a half-hour away, so I bided my time, and watched as trickles of other players began to enter the server.

With 10 minutes to go, I ran to the Temple, and spawning some obsidian, covered the place in the stuff. I retreated back to the primary ignition hole. I needed to draw the others to the hill, too see their kingdom fall, see their arrogance that was built in iron and stone fall.

"Someone's griefed the temple, there's obsidian EVERYWHERE."

Like locusts the other players swarmed in, removing the obsidian before the wrath of the yet-to-emerge admin could befall them.

1157.

I hit the first block of TNT, and ran to the Temple.

A steady monotonous beat. *boom*....*boom*...*boom*...

Nothing. The server chat remained full of the ramblings to each other. I had failed. Somewhere the TNT had failed to detonate, was too far away. It was too risky to rebuild the tunnel, someone might notice me running off again, someone might-

"HOLY FUCK THE CITY'S EXPLODING".

Like the calm before the storm, there was but a deathly silence.

Then came the downpour.

They rushed out of the Temple, screaming disbelief until, as they reached the edge of that lofty cliff, saw their buildings fall under smoke and flying TNT. Some were in disbelief, or maybe reluctant acceptance as their buildings turned to ash, while some desperately tried to save their creations, charging off into the hellish ruins. It was all in vain. The chat was a torrent of accusations and rants and complaints, until someone mentioned that the server had a backup.

They needn't worry, they can just get the admin to revert to the previous day, their work will be safe, their precious city saved-

*SERVER BACK-UP COMPLETED*

Silenced reigned in the court of this ruined kingdom, save for a solitary "fuck".

Two months of their work, now but a pockmarked landscape. They left en masse, their rage palpable across the internet, while others, like vultures, picked through the remains for anything of value. One by one, even these scavengers logged off, never to return.

As the last one left, the sun began to set, casting its dusky glow one final time over the ruins.


Then for shits and giggles I stuck a phallus made of bedrock on the front of the Temple, and made a stream of lava come out of the tip.

I just thought all of you should read this beautiful poetry. This was from a thread about Minecraft griefing.

[Mr Space Cat]

That is glorious. That whole thread is glorious.

It makes me want to actually go on Minecraft multiplayer just to try and mess with people, which was one of several reasons I never got into minecraft multiplayer in the first place. Kinda ironic.

[Bdthemag]

The minecraft multiplayer community is a dark pit you should never descend into, for any reason whatsoever. I went down that path once, and I'm never going back. Granted I only went on shitty RP servers, but the point still stands.

[Scelly9]

God, I was such a horrible person in minecraft. I once relocated someones house 50 blocks every day for a week. He freaked out.

[jetex1911]

I just got a new graphics card & processor installed to my computer, and my god does it run better than before.

It used to be that even at 800 X 600, and all settings at low, Garry's Mod would lag but still barely be playable.

Now, I've got it on 1600 X 900 with high settings, and it doesn't lag at all!

For once I can actually play my games the way they were intended! 

[Knight of Fools]

I find this funny, because I'm a virgin.

[Truean]

Made friends with a fairly decent guy. He's cute and seems to like how my mind works.

I said it was a shame we didn't have a space shuttle anymore. Partially, it was because we no longer had a way to light the sky on fire with math. Mostly, it was cause now we couldn't prank the astronauts. I mean, we should've totally made sure everybody was dressed up as apes when they got back from one of their missions just to see what they'd do.

[Devling]

For once I can actually play my games the way they were intended! 

So jealous right now.

[Solifuge]

Had a great afternoon! Got paid for a big art job, squared away the details of my new research job (there are 4 days of awesome food involved), ran around in the rain with a cute girl in a sarong and a utility belt, and spent the night visiting with some old tabletop gaming friends, now that one of them is back in town from overseas. We had pizza and snack food and baked goods and soda, and played some pen and paper games. Just like old times.

Going to try and do some Kayaking, and or maybe catch a free Gugenheim Grotto concert locally, while everyone is in town.

Made friends with a fairly decent guy. He's cute and seems to like how my mind works.

I said it was a shame we didn't have a space shuttle anymore. Partially, it was because we no longer had a way to light the sky on fire with math. Mostly, it was cause now we couldn't prank the astronauts. I mean, we should've totally made sure everybody was dressed up as apes when they got back from one of their missions just to see what they'd do.

You deserve some good things in your life, so I'm glad to hear it! Also, private space flight is on the rise. I think there's actually more room than ever for a Planet of the Apes prank. :3

[Xantalos]

I find this funny, because I'm a virgin.

Hur hur hur.

Guy I met on the bus asked me for my phone number :3  Very first time that's happened to me~

Congratulations! Hopefully this will boost your self image, which IIRC wasn't all that good. After all, why not feel good about yourself if he felt good about you?

[Slayerhero90]

Guy I met on the bus asked me for my phone number :3  Very first time that's happened to me~

Congratulations! Hopefully this will boost your self image, which IIRC wasn't all that good. After all, why not feel good about yourself if he felt good about you?

Uh... check the sad thread.

[Xantalos]

Guy I met on the bus asked me for my phone number :3  Very first time that's happened to me~

Congratulations! Hopefully this will boost your self image, which IIRC wasn't all that good. After all, why not feel good about yourself if he felt good about you?

Uh... check the sad thread.

...
I'd hire Liam Neeson to find and kill him, but I don't know Liam Neeson. So all I can say is the eternal cry of ... me:
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[ggamer]

I GOTTA THE MOTHERFUCKIN PAYDAAAY

I GOTTA GO TO THE BANK TOMORROW TO CAS THIS MOTHERFUCKIN CHEEEEECK

DEN I-A GO TO THE BEEEEEACH~

[Xantalos]

In other news, I watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit recently. Besides my minor gripe of Melissa Rabbit or whatever her name was being anatomically impossible, which can be shrugged off because toon, it was a damn good movie.

[Rose]

Jessica rabbit was deliberately made anatomically impossible, right down to how she moved.