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[Bauglir]

Ok guys, I'm going to tell you something amazing that happened to me today. Now don't go having a heart attack or anything, but I swear by the old gods and the new this actually just happened. Prepare yourself because life will never be the same.

I just won a snickers bar.

But surely not even your luck will hold out against the nigh-impossible odds of winning yet another![/what is independence]

[Pnx]

... what kind of snickers bar?

[Skyrunner]

Ok guys, I'm going to tell you something amazing that happened to me today. Now don't go having a heart attack or anything, but I swear by the old gods and the new this actually just happened. Prepare yourself because life will never be the same.

I just won a snickers bar.

No way o_o

[Reudh]

Ok guys, I'm going to tell you something amazing that happened to me today. Now don't go having a heart attack or anything, but I swear by the old gods and the new this actually just happened. Prepare yourself because life will never be the same.

I just won a snickers bar.

Dear lord, you lucky sod. With those odds you should buy a lotto ticket.

[nwob]

Dear lord, you lucky sod. With those odds you should buy a lotto ticket.

I think that's probably his life quota of good luck used up, so probably not.

[Graknorke]

Ok guys, I'm going to tell you something amazing that happened to me today. Now don't go having a heart attack or anything, but I swear by the old gods and the new this actually just happened. Prepare yourself because life will never be the same.

I just won a snickers bar.

Hmm, just how many Snickers bars do you actually buy? Because if it's more than 6 a day then I think we got this worked out.

[Max White]

No see I only ever bought one. Every one I get free also has a one in six chance, so I've been chain winning off a single purchase.
Watch as I defy physics and win another free bar tomorrow. Yes that is right, one in six has never been such an improbable certainty.

[SalmonGod]

No see I only ever bought one. Every one I get free also has a one in six chance, so I've been chain winning off a single purchase.
Watch as I defy physics and win another free bar tomorrow. Yes that is right, one in six has never been such an improbable certainty.

Now that you're calling it, it's not going to happen.  Except now that I'm calling it's not going to happen, it is going to happen.  Except now those calls have canceled each other out, and I have rendered myself ineffectual at predicting the outcome.

[miauw62]

I just had some delicious olives. Yum, olives.

[itisnotlogical]

I was awake for the sunrise, and I thought I'd see if those pretentious new-agey types had anything to them. I made some chamomile tea and drank it without sweetening it, which is near impossible for me. Then I took some incense out on my balcony and followed along with a tai chi video on Youtube while the sun was still rising.

It's like those soy milk commercials with the cows, where the grumpy dad cow is like "I'm never drinking that stuff!", and then the mom cow puts it in his cereal and he's like "Hey, this isn't that bad!". Once I got over the fact that it was cold and I was following along with an Internet video, it started turning into a really strong spiritual experience. I feel really relaxed and genuinely happy right now.

[Zrk2]

No see I only ever bought one. Every one I get free also has a one in six chance, so I've been chain winning off a single purchase.
Watch as I defy physics and win another free bar tomorrow. Yes that is right, one in six has never been such an improbable certainty.

I believe it's the laws of statistics you're beating right now. But it sounds better to say physics, so carry on.

[Rose]

Just played Perspective, and it was a damn fine game.

After reading this, I went and played it as well. And it is fun.

[Graknorke]

It's like those soy milk commercials with the cows, where the grumpy dad cow is like "I'm never drinking that stuff!", and then the mom cow puts it in his cereal and he's like "Hey, this isn't that bad!".

I have never seen one of these adverts, or even heard of one until you mentioned it just now.

[MrSparky]

I was awake for the sunrise, and I thought I'd see if those pretentious new-agey types had anything to them. I made some chamomile tea and drank it without sweetening it, which is near impossible for me. Then I took some incense out on my balcony and followed along with a tai chi video on Youtube while the sun was still rising.

It's like those soy milk commercials with the cows, where the grumpy dad cow is like "I'm never drinking that stuff!", and then the mom cow puts it in his cereal and he's like "Hey, this isn't that bad!". Once I got over the fact that it was cold and I was following along with an Internet video, it started turning into a really strong spiritual experience. I feel really relaxed and genuinely happy right now.

I miss seeing the sunrise. It's not just because I keep oversleeping, It's been cloudy every morning for I'm not sure how long.

[itisnotlogical]

It's like those soy milk commercials with the cows, where the grumpy dad cow is like "I'm never drinking that stuff!", and then the mom cow puts it in his cereal and he's like "Hey, this isn't that bad!".

I have never seen one of these adverts, or even heard of one until you mentioned it just now.

It's an old ad, pre-2010. I've also probably horribly misremembered it.