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[Devling]

You know when a dancer will dance with a rose in their mouth?
That's what I'm imagining the snail is doing right now.
Very slowly.

[Frumple]

And now it has gone from a snail holding a stick to an undulating mating ritual and my happy is gone, _{gone, gone. No, wait, there it is again. That's some lovely mucus honey *wink nudge*}

[Xantalos]

/tg/ just reminded me why I tolerate them.

[Devling]

/tg/ just reminded me why I tolerate them.

/tg/ is like the cool friend who picks up mannerisms and habits from his dick wad friend, /b/.

[Bauglir]

Aye, every so often they produce a work of genius, but most of it is pretty terrible. But where else can I post my custom awful, awful Magic cards

[Xantalos]

Aye, every so often they produce a work of genius, but most of it is pretty terrible. But where else can I post my custom awful, awful Magic cards

I need only say two words:
Angry Marines.

[Bauglir]

Aye, every so often they produce a work of genius, but most of it is pretty terrible. But where else can I post my custom awful, awful Magic cards

I need only say two words:
Angry Marines.

I have increased your word count to 1002. I think we can all agree that this was necessary.

EDIT: Most of those 1000 words are profanity, btw, just as a heads up. Not even slightly work-safe.

[Max White]

Street after street of golden brown leaves!
Crunch crunch crunch!

Also, a week of free gym membership. Just got back from day 1. Apparently there are entire muscle groups of pain I never even knew about.

[Xantalos]

Street after street of golden brown leaves!
Crunch crunch crunch!

Also, a week of free gym membership. Just got back from day 1. Apparently there are entire muscle groups of pain I never even knew about.

Ehehehehe.

[Max White]

Anything upper body is OH MY GOD HOW DO YOU EVEN LIFT THIS SHIT?
Anything lower body requires more weight.

That is what you get for using a bike as your major mode of transport.

[Devling]

Anything upper body is OH MY GOD HOW DO YOU EVEN LIFT THIS SHIT?

Legs, do you even lift?

[SalmonGod]

Daft Punk:  I can understand not liking their albums.  They have some great songs, but a lot of really mediocre stuff as well, in my opinion.

But the Tron score.  Ohmygod.  They really showed their true caliber as musicians there.  Tasteful, high-quality stuff.  One of the most memorable scores I've ever heard, and totally carried that movie.

*melts into a puddle of musical feels all over the Tron score*

It would be best if we all agreed to like Blind Guardian, though.

[Max White]

Legs, do you even lift?

Not previously, no! I don't think I even lifted today, it was all those devices with weights that you put pins in. Do they could as lifting? I mean it is resisting the force of gravity...

EDIT: Also...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Huehuehuehue.

[miauw62]

That made me chuckle.

[Akura]

Aye, every so often they produce a work of genius, but most of it is pretty terrible. But where else can I post my custom awful, awful Magic cards

I need only say two words:
Angry Marines.

I have increased your word count to 1002. I think we can all agree that this was necessary.

EDIT: Most of those 1000 words are profanity, btw, just as a heads up. Not even slightly work-safe.

I get a 403 error.