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[Sirus]

Why would you ruin perfectly good orange juice by taking the pulp out?

[Solifuge]

I know! The pulp is pretty much my favorite part.

[Remuthra]

Conversely, I don't like the pulp. It messes with the texture of the drink.

_{Yes, come join me on the dark side of the orange.}

[Graknorke]

The blog itself is wonderful. Allie really understands what depression is and is able to explain it in a humorous way.
http://www.hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/

While I do think the blog is good, it rather bugs me how it separates the world into a dichotomy between the depressed, and then people who are perfectly happy all the time.

[MaximumZero]

I know! The pulp is pretty much my favorite part.

Tell you what: I'll give you my pulp, you give me your juice sans pulp, we call it even. Deal?

[Sirus]

I know! The pulp is pretty much my favorite part.

Tell you what: I'll give you my pulp, you give me your juice sans pulp, we call it even. Deal?

No deal. The juice and the pulp form a harmonious mix that is greater than the sum of it's parts. If we just had pulp, it wouldn't be orange juice anymore.

[Graknorke]

Why not just have a whole orange?

[Xantalos]

Because then it's not juice!
Jeez, people, I even wrote this down in the Big Book of Everything when I created the universe! Don't tell me you guys lost it or something

[Solifuge]

Why not just have a whole orange?

Because peeling takes effort.

I know! The pulp is pretty much my favorite part.

Tell you what: I'll give you my pulp, you give me your juice sans pulp, we call it even. Deal?

How about I filter the pulp out and take it off your hands, so I can add it to my juice? Much more equitable, no?

[Sirus]

Because then it's not juice!

The abomination from outside human comprehension got it in one.

[Frumple]

Why not just have a whole orange?

Because peeling takes effort.

So don't. Skin's apparently the best part for you. Gods know I don't peel apples or potatoes anymore.

Does look like that might not be recommended for oranges that aren't grown pesticide free, though.

[MaximumZero]

I know! The pulp is pretty much my favorite part.

Tell you what: I'll give you my pulp, you give me your juice sans pulp, we call it even. Deal?

How about I filter the pulp out and take it off your hands, so I can add it to my juice? Much more equitable, no?

Maybe for you it's equitable. >_>

[FearfulJesuit]

Gentlemen, I am in need of inspiration. Near the end of this month, I will be taking a trip to the district conference of the organization hosting me, where all the exchange students will be doing some sort of presentation or skit about their country. For example, the Germans will be doing some sort of song and dance thing.

I am, notably, the only American in the district, so I am doing a one-man presentation. I am thinking of dressing up as a bald eagle and firing blanks from a shotgun while dancing to America the Beautiful and reading from On the Road and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In the triumphant finale, a slide will appear announcing God-Guns-Glory: Ron Paul 2016 while a blindingly bright green light turns on at the back of the stage to wow the audience.

"THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS."

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Make sure to include a Doom Paul montage.

[Remuthra]

I suggest including this music.