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[Sirus]

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying.

Bahahaha

[Xantalos]

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying.

Awesome.
Although now I'm drawn back to my rage about how that movie's message goes contrary to science by saying 'it was only a matter of time until they escaped so we shouldn't clone dinosaurs hurr' when it took an inside man high up in the organization shutting down every security measure and the biologists in charge of recontructing the DNA not knowing that the frog DNA they used could change from female to male to cause the dinos to pose any kind of threat.
I mean seriously. The glasses guy can stutter about the sanctity of life and the natural order and all that sentimentalist bull, but why did nobody blame the incompetent biologists who picked DNA from frogs that have been known to switch from female to male when their entire policy revolved around keeping all the dinos female in order to not have them reproduce?! Unless all frogs can do that, that is a serious oversight that the movie just glossed over.

[Sirus]

Pro-tip: Don't look for accurate science (or accurate anything, sometimes) in a Hollywood blockbuster. Nine times out of ten, you'll be disappointed

Just admire the amazing CGI and suspend disbelief for a couple of hours.

[10ebbor10]

Awesome.
Although now I'm drawn back to my rage about how that movie's message goes contrary to science by saying 'it was only a matter of time until they escaped so we shouldn't clone dinosaurs hurr' when it took an inside man high up in the organization shutting down every security measure and the biologists in charge of recontructing the DNA not knowing that the frog DNA they used could change from female to male to cause the dinos to pose any kind of threat.
I mean seriously. The glasses guy can stutter about the sanctity of life and the natural order and all that sentimentalist bull, but why did nobody blame the incompetent biologists who picked DNA from frogs that have been known to switch from female to male when their entire policy revolved around keeping all the dinos female in order to not have them reproduce?! Unless all frogs can do that, that is a serious oversight that the movie just glossed over.

Well, the entire reproduction system wasn't even problematic. After all, they gave the dinos a hereditary vitamin deficit or something.

[Siquo]

Pro-tip: Don't look for accurate science (or accurate anything, sometimes) in a Hollywood blockbuster. Nine times out of ten, you'll be disappointed

Yeah, but now it's like anti-science propaganda. "Man should not play god" or something like that.

[10ebbor10]

Pro-tip: Don't look for accurate science (or accurate anything, sometimes) in a Hollywood blockbuster. Nine times out of ten, you'll be disappointed

Yeah, but now it's like anti-science propaganda. "Man should not play god" or something like that.

I thought it was pretty good at conveying the "Dinosaurs are awesome" message.  Which is frankly the only reason we have to bring them back.

Not that we can, sadly enough.

[Sirus]

Pro-tip: Don't look for accurate science (or accurate anything, sometimes) in a Hollywood blockbuster. Nine times out of ten, you'll be disappointed

Yeah, but now it's like anti-science propaganda. "Man should not play god" or something like that.

Mmph. Might have a point there, but that's a pretty common message. All the way back to the Frankenstein days and up to today. I don't tend to look for messages in my silly 2-3 hour entertainment anyway.

[Xantalos]

Pro-tip: Don't look for accurate science (or accurate anything, sometimes) in a Hollywood blockbuster. Nine times out of ten, you'll be disappointed

Yeah, but now it's like anti-science propaganda. "Man should not play god" or something like that.

That was what I was more butthurt about than anything else. Why the hell should I not ressurect dinosaurs and put them on a private island if I'm rich enough to do it? 'Man should not mess with the way of things?' 'It is not our place?' Fuck your morals, I have science!

[Siquo]

Mmph. Might have a point there, but that's a pretty common message. All the way back to the Frankenstein days and up to today. I don't tend to look for messages in my silly 2-3 hour entertainment anyway.

I guess it's just a "Sorcerers Apprentice" rehash

I thought it was pretty good at conveying the "Dinosaurs are awesome" message.  Which is frankly the only reason we have to bring them back.

They're dead. Can't be awesome and get yourself exterminated at the same time, in my book those are mutually exclusive

[Xantalos]

Pro-tip: Don't look for accurate science (or accurate anything, sometimes) in a Hollywood blockbuster. Nine times out of ten, you'll be disappointed

Yeah, but now it's like anti-science propaganda. "Man should not play god" or something like that.

I thought it was pretty good at conveying the "Dinosaurs are awesome" message.  Which is frankly the only reason we have to bring them back.

They're dead. Can't be awesome and get yourself exterminated at the same time, in my book those are mutually exclusive

Eh, it was by a giant space rock, I think we can exempt that.

[Sirus]

Pro-tip: Don't look for accurate science (or accurate anything, sometimes) in a Hollywood blockbuster. Nine times out of ten, you'll be disappointed

Yeah, but now it's like anti-science propaganda. "Man should not play god" or something like that.

I thought it was pretty good at conveying the "Dinosaurs are awesome" message.  Which is frankly the only reason we have to bring them back.

They're dead. Can't be awesome and get yourself exterminated at the same time, in my book those are mutually exclusive

Eh, it was by a giant space rock, I think we can exempt that.

Giant space rock causing worldwide devastation and the extinction of most life on Earth? That in itself is pretty damn awesome, even more so that life did survive.

[Siquo]

So? Didn't they have a Bruce Willis equivalent?

[Xantalos]

So? Didn't they have a Bruce Willis equivalent?

Did Bruce Willis ever survive the equivalent of a planetwide nuclaear holocaust minus the radiation?

[Sirus]

So? Didn't they have a Bruce Willis equivalent?

No, but something else happened instead.

[SalmonGod]

Fuck your morals, I have science!

Look!  I have proof that scientists are immoral!  They admit it themselves!