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[Remuthra]

I don't think the universe could handle Master Chief and Shepard working together.  It would simply explode.

This actually ties into my theory that Tali'zorah is the female version of Master Chief.

It also explains the Thorian. Its a gravemind.

It's actually a giant plant given psionic powers by the Etherals.

Would this make Garrus the alien version of Sgt Jackson, or whatever his name was?

Johnson, and yes. They both used sniper rifles and assault rifles, after all.

So who would Wrex be...?

The Arbiter.

[RedWarrior0]

A werewolf.

[Jervill]

I don't think the universe could handle Master Chief and Shepard working together.  It would simply explode.

This actually ties into my theory that Tali'zorah is the female version of Master Chief.

It also explains the Thorian. Its a gravemind.

It's actually a giant plant given psionic powers by the Etherals.

Would this make Garrus the alien version of Sgt Jackson, or whatever his name was?

Johnson, and yes. They both used sniper rifles and assault rifles, after all.

So who would Wrex be...?

The Arbiter.

Nah, the Arbiter is Captain Anderson.  They share the same voice actor, after all.

[Remuthra]

I don't think the universe could handle Master Chief and Shepard working together.  It would simply explode.

This actually ties into my theory that Tali'zorah is the female version of Master Chief.

It also explains the Thorian. Its a gravemind.

It's actually a giant plant given psionic powers by the Etherals.

Would this make Garrus the alien version of Sgt Jackson, or whatever his name was?

Johnson, and yes. They both used sniper rifles and assault rifles, after all.

So who would Wrex be...?

The Arbiter.

Nah, the Arbiter is Captain Anderson.  They share the same voice actor, after all.

Fair enough, although Anderson was only minimally a part of Mass Effect.
Maybe Wrex is Captain Keyes then? Who is Cortana?

[Sirus]

I don't think the universe could handle Master Chief and Shepard working together.  It would simply explode.

This actually ties into my theory that Tali'zorah is the female version of Master Chief.

It also explains the Thorian. Its a gravemind.

It's actually a giant plant given psionic powers by the Etherals.

Would this make Garrus the alien version of Sgt Jackson, or whatever his name was?

Johnson, and yes. They both used sniper rifles and assault rifles, after all.

So who would Wrex be...?

The Arbiter.

Nah, the Arbiter is Captain Anderson.  They share the same voice actor, after all.

Fair enough, although Anderson was only minimally a part of Mass Effect.
Maybe Wrex is Captain Keyes then? Who is Cortana?

Cortana is obviously EDI. Not sure about Captain Keyes.

[Jervill]

Captain Keyes is Nihlus.

Bonus points for remembering who the hell Nihlus is.

[Remuthra]

The throwaway Spectre to introduce EvilmanSaren. My bonus points!

[Sirus]

But Nihlus dies within the first 15 minutes of gamep--

Ohhhhh. Clever

[Remuthra]

My next thought would be that Wrex is Fullhammer (The pelican pilot in Halo 1), though that seems a little non-physical of him.
EDIT: Wait. Guilty Spark is Saren.

[pisskop]

Wrex is Tartarus.

[Lightningfalcon]

No, Joker is clearly Foehammer. 

[OREOSOME]

Kaiden would probably be one of the ODST. Or maybe Sergeant Stacker.

[Sirus]

Who's the Turian Councillor? The one who always badmouths your choices?

[Remuthra]

That would be Truth, the one that keeps bugging you with hologram/video screen taunts. At least I think it was Truth.

[Lightningfalcon]

Who's the Turian Councillor? The one who always badmouths your choices?

Ah, yes.  "Spartans."  We've dismissed claims of those long ago, Arbiter.