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[Graknorke]

This made me think how odd it would be if we celebrated conception. "Happy conception week!"

Because this requires asking parents about when specifically did they have the sex that made you, a thought that tends to be glossed over.

Spoiler: SMBC has you covered (click to show/hide)

[Akura]

Made some pasta, and chopped some garlic to put in the sauce. Was one of the best lunches I've had in a while.

...I did find out the hard way that the flavors of garlic aftertaste and orange soda do not mix well.

[freeformschooler]

gotta go fast

[Sirus]

gotta go fast

Ow my ears.

[anzki4]

I just burned the final bridge to prevent my cowardice from asking a girl out. Kinda happy, but fucking terrifying at the same time!

[ChairmanPoo]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's actually not much dumber than some of the stuff you see on a real ER

[MaximumZero]

Wolfeyez just made a super-tender pot roast. We then turned it into glorious sandwiches.

So delicious. So full. That woman spoils me. :3

[Graknorke]

We then turned it into glorious sandwiches.

D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
Why would you ruin such perfectly serviceable meat by stuffing it in bread?

[Sirus]

We then turned it into glorious sandwiches.

D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
Why would you ruin such perfectly serviceable meat by stuffing it in bread?

What nonsense are you speaking? Good bread makes everything better. Except possibly other bread.

[Frumple]

We then turned it into glorious sandwiches.

D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
Why would you ruin such perfectly serviceable meat by stuffing it in bread?

Because the answer to cooking is to combine all the things.

All the things. You combine them. This is cooking. Not exceptions. Nothing is safe.

Not even delicious, delicious bread.

[Dutchling]

We then turned it into glorious sandwiches.

D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
Why would you ruin such perfectly serviceable meat by stuffing it in bread?

What nonsense are you speaking? Good bread makes everything better. Except possibly other bread.

You obviously never had a good breadwhich.

[MaximumZero]

We then turned it into glorious sandwiches.

D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
Why would you ruin such perfectly serviceable meat by stuffing it in bread?

What nonsense are you speaking? Good bread makes everything better. Except possibly other bread.

Good bread and cheese makes everything better.

[Sirus]

You obviously never had a good breadwhich.

This is true.

Good bread and cheese makes everything better.

Also true.

[Descan]

I wanna scrape out the top of a wheel of bread, stuff it with tiny pieces of meat and the scraped-out-bread in a kind of stuffing, cover it in cheese, and bake it.

Then eat it. Somehow. Like a pie? I don't know.

[MaximumZero]

That's called a breadbowl, Descan. They're usually used for soup, but I don't see why you couldn't just meat it up.

Edit: Orrrrrr, you could have Wolfeyez make you a Pasty. She's from da great white north, donchaknow.