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[smirk]

Yeah, giving the closeted transgender person who fears for their life a male voice and potential internet publicity.... Please no.

Ah. Had... no idea. My apologies. They are gone. Sorry 'bout that    _{Although, to be fair, you do write very noirishly.}

[Xantalos]

I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

EDIT:  Oh, and coconut.

Fetishes.
Fetishes everywhere.

[kaijyuu]

I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

EDIT:  Oh, and coconut.

Fetishes.
Fetishes everywhere.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Xantalos]

I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

EDIT:  Oh, and coconut.

Fetishes.
Fetishes everywhere.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That must hurt, having all that tinsel implanted in the sclera. It's pupil also seems disturbingly large. Any sufficient corse of light would be enough to blind it.
*scribbles in assassination techniques notebook*

[Aqizzar]

Are we psychoanalyzing baking now?  Because that would be awesome.

I love making cheesecakes, somebody tell me how fucked up I am.

[Sirus]

I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

EDIT:  Oh, and coconut.

Fetishes.
Fetishes everywhere.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[Xantalos]

I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

EDIT:  Oh, and coconut.

Fetishes.
Fetishes everywhere.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

No no, a blunt instument such as a wooden turkey baster with sufficent velocity will go right through the pupil and into the brain. Much easier and you can do it with a wooden spoon!

[Max White]

I love making cheesecakes, somebody tell me how fucked up I am.

You like making cheesecake because it has a higher cholesterol content than other cakes. You aren't happy doing things half baked. Just having your thumb in the pie isn't enough, you need your entire fucking hand in there. As such, you will never feel satisfied with your current piece of crust, always wanting more. Fuck man, you can't have your cake and eat it too! Your life just revolves around constant gluttony, like a doughnut revolving around a bread stick.

In short: Your a tart.

[Eric Blank]

I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

EDIT:  Oh, and coconut.

Fetishes.
Fetishes everywhere.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

No no, a blunt instument such as a wooden turkey baster with sufficent velocity will go right through the pupil and into the brain. Much easier and you can do it with a wooden spoon!

Personally I'd be most amused to tie it up and try to shoot it's eyes out with my blowgun. The blunt plastic darts sting.

Are we psychoanalyzing baking now?  Because that would be awesome.

I love making cheesecakes, somebody tell me how fucked up I am.

I often make cornbread, and slather it in spicy chili, butter, and honey. Be afraid.

[Max White]

I often make cornbread, and slather it in spicy chili, butter, and honey. Be afraid.

You make cornbread because daddy didn't hug you enough.
NEXT!

[Aqizzar]

I often make cornbread, and slather it in spicy chili, butter, and honey. Be afraid.

There is only issue with cornbread that I care about.  When you make cornbread, do you throw in niblets of whole corn?  That is how I know my baking friends from my baking foes.

[Jervill]

Try baking cornbread with jalapenos inside during it.  Tastes absolutely delicious.

[Eric Blank]

I often make cornbread, and slather it in spicy chili, butter, and honey. Be afraid.

There is only issue with cornbread that I care about.  When you make cornbread, do you throw in niblets of whole corn?  That is how I know my baking friends from my baking foes.

I actually really despise whole, un-crushed and dried corn. Cornbread with whole corn kernels in it is just awful.

But yeah, jalapeno cornbread is just awesome.

[freeformschooler]

I often make cornbread, and slather it in spicy chili, butter, and honey. Be afraid.

There is only issue with cornbread that I care about.  When you make cornbread, do you throw in niblets of whole corn?  That is how I know my baking friends from my baking foes.

No.

No no no.

I'm getting family gathering "cream corn pie" flashbacks just thinking about that texture.

[Xantalos]

I often make cornbread, and slather it in spicy chili, butter, and honey. Be afraid.

There is only issue with cornbread that I care about.  When you make cornbread, do you throw in niblets of whole corn?  That is how I know my baking friends from my baking foes.

No.

No no no.

I'm getting family gathering "cream corn pie" flashbacks just thinking about that texture.

Feel it, FFS. Give into the sensation of slimy kernels...