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[Skyrunner]

Are cupcakes part of the Word of the Cake proper, or are they heretical offshoots, lost pastries? D:

[Haspen]

Are cupcakes part of the Word of the Cake proper, or are they heretical offshoots, lost pastries? D:

I've read that as 'heretical offspring, lost panties' and wondered if Skyrunner is part of the conspiracy.

[Eric Blank]

Nah, just that he's a parent. Small children are all a bunch of little devils who are always losing their pants and running through the stores, screaming and laughing at the top of their lungs. Too much damn fun...

[Pnx]

She.

[Flying Dice]

Cupcakes are polyamory. Instead of putting all your cake and frosting into one big cake, you spread it out into many smaller pieces so that more people can enjoy it.

[Descan]

Or being a catholic priest.

[AlleeCat]

Or being a catholic priest.

Er... Let's go with the other option...

[Truean]

Welp, I helped one criminal defendant client completely turn their life around, legitimately and entirely. They are now in a great job making far, far more than I, with actual benefits. I was happy and cried.

It is a soul sucking hell the likes of which I will never fully tell you seeing repeat criminal defendant clients into whom I have invested uncounted hours and incalculable efforts. Dealing with some of the outright lies people tell me as though they expected me to believe them leads me to insufferably smile at them convincingly. And as if that wasn't enough, damn it, they're proving the prosecutor right....

Will I help you finalize things and take care of some loose ends? Yes. Yes! Get the hell out of this place for your something-better. The hell are you looking back for? Run like the the whole fuzz is after you, well except Jerowicz. He ain't chased nothin' but a sammich in 10 years, but all the rest of 'em.

Reads, somewhat shocked:
"Eternally grateful ... In your debt far more than any legal fees ... Wouldn't be here without you ...."

Those are awfully big words for around here and I'm not sure what they mean, but I don't see any of the usual profanity, or accusations of me selling somebody down the river, or using said usual profanity in reference to me, so I'm going to assume it's good?

[The Scout]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I couldn't find the quote I was looking for from some community fort. Something about a series of madmen designing a fort while hating each others madness.

I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

I love you.

Made my day.

[Cthulhu]

I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

EDIT:  Oh, and coconut.

[smirk]

Will I help you finalize things and take care of some loose ends? Yes. Yes! Get the hell out of this place for your something-better. The hell are you looking back for? Run like the the whole fuzz is after you, well except Jerowicz. He ain't chased nothin' but a sammich in 10 years, but all the rest of 'em.

Reads, somewhat shocked:
"Eternally grateful ... In your debt far more than any legal fees ... Wouldn't be here without you ...."

Those are awfully big words for around here and I'm not sure what they mean, but I don't see any of the usual profanity, or accusations of me selling somebody down the river, or using said usual profanity in reference to me, so I'm going to assume it's good?

http://soundcloud.com/foaloke/truean-noir2
Not following you around, it's just coincidence I had a free half-hour, I swear! I'll stop it after this one; gotta go to work anyway.

Also, glad to hear there's someone doing good in this world. Far too little of that around; you have my respect and admiration.

[Truean]

.... Not gonna lie, somewhat freaked out by that.

[Frumple]

Truean has captured the imagination of the masses!

Not sure if want. Maybe wrap back up in thoughtful packaging and return to sender. Possibly with courtesy restraining order.

[Truean]

Yeah, giving the closeted transgender person who fears for their life a male voice and potential internet publicity.... Please no.

[AlleeCat]

I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

That you're a slut? >_>