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[Akura]

Which is why we should end it here. There's too much happy.

We can end it at 10,000 pages. At the very least we need to hit 7,777, 8,888, and 9,999. And then we can totally not end it and keep being happy.

Keep it at 7777. Then everyone gets constant critical hits.

[Sirus]

I turn 18 today.

Yayyyyy~

Hoopy boffday!

[Greiger]

I turn 18 today.

Yayyyyy~

Welcome to being 18!  You are now an adult in the eyes of the law.  You are now expected by society to provide food, and shelter to yourself, pay taxes and be fully responsible for your own actions.

I'm sorry for you.

[Jopax]

But hey, on the bright side you can now legally drink, something you could have only done illegally before!

[Scelly9]

Not in the US...

[Graknorke]

Not in the US...

Take a holiday?

[Scelly9]

Well, I just checked and he's in brazil. So, my point is invalid.

In other news, throwing knives and shuriken have arrived.

[Furtuka]

There's something that's just so ironically funny about this

[Loud Whispers]

There's something that's just so ironically funny about this

Humanity, since forever. Glorious insane adoration, it's really nice to see how much we had in common with our predecessors.

[Tellemurius]

There's something that's just so ironically funny about this

Liszt once threw away an old cigar stump in the street under the watchful eyes of an infatuated lady-in-waiting, who reverently picked the offensive weed out of the gutter, had it encased in a locket and surrounded with the monogram "F.L." in diamonds, and went about her courtly duties unaware of the sickly odour it gave forth.

oh god i can't stop

[Lagslayer]

There's something that's just so ironically funny about this

Liszt once threw away an old cigar stump in the street under the watchful eyes of an infatuated lady-in-waiting, who reverently picked the offensive weed out of the gutter, had it encased in a locket and surrounded with the monogram "F.L." in diamonds, and went about her courtly duties unaware of the sickly odour it gave forth.

oh god i can't stop

Did you know ancient Rome had athletic product endorsements? History is strange.

[Sirus]

There's something that's just so ironically funny about this

Liszt once threw away an old cigar stump in the street under the watchful eyes of an infatuated lady-in-waiting, who reverently picked the offensive weed out of the gutter, had it encased in a locket and surrounded with the monogram "F.L." in diamonds, and went about her courtly duties unaware of the sickly odour it gave forth.

oh god i can't stop

Did you know ancient Rome had athletic product endorsements? History is strange.

I know the gladiators could have product endorsements and stuff. Unsure of the other athletes.

[Tellemurius]

"Hey you! Charioteer!"
"Yea?"
"You whip alot?"
"Yea"
"Do you whip it good?"
*sad face* "No....."
"Then you need Zeus's Hair whip! Strength of 20 bulls! Can make any man into a champion charioteer!"
"ILL TAKE TWENTY"

"Hey you! Javelineer!"
"The hell do you want?"
"You throw far?"
"Yea"
"Want to throw farther!"
"Fuck yes!"
"You need Zeus's lightning Bolt! This stat of the art javelin is aerodynamic to hit targets miles away, plus with all the extra strength you need to throw one of these, babes be all over you!"
"Hot Damn! Gimme Gimme"
"Unfortunately the current Praefectus annonae is requiring a background check for these weapons"
"FUCK"

[Sirus]

Scene from your tabletop group?

[Vector]

Dude, they honestly had a scene about that in Gladiator but scrapped it because they thought modern audiences wouldn't buy in.