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[Frumple]

Oh. Heya there Kael! Sounds like you're having fun, if perhaps a bit waterlogged

[Max White]

Oh Kael, you sexy fire dancing beast... Don't forget me!

[miauw62]

Show those water-spitting elephants who's boss!

[Akura]

Do you have a horn or whistle or something very loud?
"RISE AND SHINE MOTHER FUCKERS! TIME TO DRAG YOUR HUNG OVER ASS THROUGH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY!!!!"

Oh how'd I love to do that to my sister right now. Literally right now, she's right behind me sleeping after hitting the snooze on her phone alarm. I'd probably end up with a knife in me, though. (she keeps one by her bed)

[Graknorke]

Do you have a horn or whistle or something very loud?
"RISE AND SHINE MOTHER FUCKERS! TIME TO DRAG YOUR HUNG OVER ASS THROUGH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY!!!!"

Oh how'd I love to do that to my sister right now. Literally right now, she's right behind me sleeping after hitting the snooze on her phone alarm. I'd probably end up with a knife in me, though. (she keeps one by her bed)

Then move the knife first. It's not difficult.
Also she'd probably be too groggy to be able to stab you.

[Siquo]

Well, I do enjoy playing with lego.

How does that relate to anything?

That's like saying "I do enjoy a glass of water sometimes"

I can confirm this. Source: A 33 yr old who just built an AT-AT walker from lego 15 minutes ago.

[Graknorke]

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/revel-body-the-first-sonic-vibrator?c=home (Link is SFW in terms of explicitness, but it's still related to sexual themes so probably not a good idea)
This is amazing. That it even exists.
Humanity is reaching the culmination of all technology ever.

[Loud Whispers]

Do you have a horn or whistle or something very loud?
"RISE AND SHINE MOTHER FUCKERS! TIME TO DRAG YOUR HUNG OVER ASS THROUGH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY!!!!"

Oh how'd I love to do that to my sister right now. Literally right now, she's right behind me sleeping after hitting the snooze on her phone alarm. I'd probably end up with a knife in me, though. (she keeps one by her bed)

Then move the knife first. It's not difficult.
Also she'd probably be too groggy to be able to stab you.

Booze bonus +35str

[Jopax]

http://imgur.com/a/2lt4r

So a designer took the silly/stupid criticisms his clients gave him and turned them into ads of some sort, or posters, or something. Basically there's some really awesome stuff in there, like this one :

[freeformschooler]

Those are hilarious and excellent works of art on their own.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Spoiler: This One Is The Best (click to show/hide)

You could actually probably use this one in a real advertisement for something.

[kaijyuu]

What about genderqueers?

[Fniff]

That's beautiful. I realize the designer is Irish and those are all complaints from people in my country.

Oh Gooood... I thought only Americans had to deal with this kind of stuff!

[Mr Space Cat]

Ha, those are awesome.

[Solifuge]

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/revel-body-the-first-sonic-vibrator?c=home (Link is SFW in terms of explicitness, but it's still related to sexual themes so probably not a good idea)
This is amazing. That it even exists.
Humanity is reaching the culmination of all technology ever.

Hehe... well, it's as good a venue for engineering and tech as any other. I can actually approve of that too. They have a good attitude, and if nothing else it doesn't have an embarrassing shape or unnecessarily sexy/humiliating branding. And hey, you can legitimately call it a back-massager (it even looks the part). The Contributor Perks are a little weird though; why would you want to put two in different rooms? And the "Party Pack" makes me think of a Vibrator Party; like a Tupperware party, only with a lot more awkward silences, and quiet exchanges of glances.