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[Mr Space Cat]

I just spent 5 minutes twirling my mustache in the mirror. I have no idea why that is amusing.

This is why I want to grow a mustache. Shame that there's that scruffy inbetween period between shaved-upper-lip and villainously-manly-handlebar-viking-stache.

[penguinofhonor]

If my local team is playing, I cheer for them. Otherwise I just cheer for whoever's winning at the time.

please don't

But from what I've gathered from sports fan friends, the best part of watching sports is seeing the team you're cheering for win. So I make sure that happens as often as possible.

[Xantalos]

I just spent 5 minutes twirling my mustache in the mirror. I have no idea why that is amusing.

This is why I want to grow a mustache. Shame that there's that scruffy inbetween period between shaved-upper-lip and villainously-manly-handlebar-viking-stache.

Is your name Arless Loveless, perchance?

[Guardian G.I.]

Reading the tank nicknames on World of Tanks wiki makes me giggle, because I can totally imagine real WW2-era tankmen using them.
"Bathtub of Death, 11'o clock!"

[Putnam]

Fortbent 5 is completed.

[penguinofhonor]

Patrick Stewart is a perfect man.

[Max White]

I can only hope that should I ever see the great man in person, I will have a large 'B' for him to sign...

[armeggedonCounselor]

Fortbent 5 is completed.

Just in time for Hussie to release some new exposition that obsoletes some aspect of Fortbent.

[Xantalos]

Patrick Stewart is a perfect man.

A beign being of brilliant benevolence and bees. 
Also, Liam Neeson can count.

[Dutchling]

Good friend of mine failed his Energy Conversion test.
Which means we'll take the course again next year, together

[Il Palazzo]

I've just watched The cabin in the woods. Hot damn!
It really was a slasher flick to end all slasher flicks. Even though I heard it was genre-defying(Whedon never dissapoints), it still took me by surprise.

Heh, I can't stop grinning.

[Trapezohedron]

Fortbent 5 is completed.

Goshdangit, how do you keep up with Homestuck?

[Frumple]

It's just... it's nice to wake up laughing. It's rare the dream brain does full out comedy skits, but this time... yeah. Straight up (somewhat violent) comedy skit.

Spoiler: really should post in dream thread one of these days, ha (click to show/hide)

Okay. Dude wants to cut off giant tree branch for goddess christmas or... something. Dude can't reach the limb from where he's at. Different guy comes by, going to do something else, in fair amount of hurry. Dude asks guy for help. Guy just kinda' glances at dude, keeps going. Dude says, "... maybe if you throw me?" Guy stops and flipping swivels, face a mix between "did I just hear that right" "did you say what I think you just said?"

Cut to scene of guy in a javelin thrower pose (y'know, one arm cocked behind head, other pointed out with hand flat) with dude kinda' crouched in the nook of the throwing arm, aimed straight at the branch. Guy throws. Dude arcs straight off the frakking ground, goes let's say... half way to the branch in question. Then levels off. Flies right off into the distance, let's say a hundred, hundred fifty yards in a near perfect shallow arc. Approaches a large rose tree thing at full speed, leading the viewer to go, "Hey, he's going to hit it and stop!"

Nope. Sails right into and through the tree branches, leaving a fairly large gap in the foliage. From there, right into the road. Slams into the close side, skips once, twice... wham. Oncoming semi from the right. Cartoon physics in full effect. Skit ends.

Bloody. Hilarious.

[SalmonGod]

It's just... it's nice to wake up laughing. It's rare the dream brain does full out comedy skits, but this time... yeah. Straight up (somewhat violent) comedy skit.

Spoiler: really should post in dream thread one of these days, ha (click to show/hide)

Okay. Dude wants to cut off giant tree branch for goddess christmas or... something. Dude can't reach the limb from where he's at. Different guy comes by, going to do something else, in fair amount of hurry. Dude asks guy for help. Guy just kinda' glances at dude, keeps going. Dude says, "... maybe if you throw me?" Guy stops and flipping swivels, face a mix between "did I just hear that right" "did you say what I think you just said?"

Cut to scene of guy in a javelin thrower pose (y'know, one arm cocked behind head, other pointed out with hand flat) with dude kinda' crouched in the nook of the throwing arm, aimed straight at the branch. Guy throws. Dude arcs straight off the frakking ground, goes let's say... half way to the branch in question. Then levels off. Flies right off into the distance, let's say a hundred, hundred fifty yards in a near perfect shallow arc. Approaches a large rose tree thing at full speed, leading the viewer to go, "Hey, he's going to hit it and stop!"

Nope. Sails right into and through the tree branches, leaving a fairly large gap in the foliage. From there, right into the road. Slams into the close side, skips once, twice... wham. Oncoming semi from the right. Cartoon physics in full effect. Skit ends.

Bloody. Hilarious.

Sounds like something I'd see in a Garry's Mod skit.

[Flying Dice]

I've just watched The cabin in the woods. Hot damn!
It really was a slasher flick to end all slasher flicks. Even though I heard it was genre-defying(Whedon never dissapoints), it still took me by surprise.

Heh, I can't stop grinning.

That ending is one of those things you can't really put into words, isn't it?