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[misko27]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0


Is a rap battle between Bill gates and Steve jobs. Obviously, as a rap battle, involves swearing.

[kaijyuu]

Ah yes, my favorite of those is still Freddie Mercury vs Frank Sinatra. Mostly due to the music, rather than the lyrics or visuals.

[SalmonGod]

There's several really good ones.  I think Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates is the best, my other favorites are:

Genghis Khan vs The Easter Bunny
Michael Jackson vs Elvis
Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris
Hulk Hogan vs Kim Jong-Il
Master Chief vs Leonidas
Einstein vs Stephen Hawking

[Haspen]

My top5 of ERBoH:

Freddie Mercury vs Frank Sinatra
Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.
Thomas Edison vs Nikola Tesla
Gandalf vs Dumbledore

Aren't we hijacking the thread onto different set of rails again?

[Xantalos]

There's several really good ones.  I think Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates is the best, my other favorites are:

Genghis Khan vs The Easter Bunny
Michael Jackson vs Elvis
Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris
Hulk Hogan vs Kim Jong-Il
Master Chief vs Leonidas
Einstein vs Stephen Hawking

Yeah, those were all good. Also Mr Rogers vs Mr T.

[Reelya]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0


Is a rap battle between Bill gates and Steve jobs. Obviously, as a rap battle, involves swearing.

Gates should have focused on gaming. PC hands down beats Mac in that area. It's like politics: you never beat your enemy by debating the issues the way they framed it, you have to stick to your own narrative.

[alway]

Demi Baguettes + block of X-Sharp Cheddar = awesome.

[SalmonGod]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0


Is a rap battle between Bill gates and Steve jobs. Obviously, as a rap battle, involves swearing.

Gates should have focused on gaming. PC hands down beats Mac in that area. It's like politics: you never beat your enemy by debating the issues the way they framed it, you have to stick to your own narrative.

I thought it was one of the few that wasn't too one-sided.  Gates did fine, he just wasn't portrayed as cool and collected as Jobs.  Of course, that's just true to life.  Apple finally succeeded because it gained mastery over its own image.  But on the other hand, there was one weak moment where Jobs says "People use your devices to sit down and do their taxes.  People use my devices to listen to the Beatles while they relax." and my instant mental response was "Wait, so what you're saying is your products are toys, while your opponents products are more than that.  And how is that supposed to be a point in your favor?..."  I so badly wanted Gates to capitalize on that.

[MaximumZero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0


Is a rap battle between Bill gates and Steve jobs. Obviously, as a rap battle, involves swearing.

Gates should have focused on gaming. PC hands down beats Mac in that area. It's like politics: you never beat your enemy by debating the issues the way they framed it, you have to stick to your own narrative.

Strip them down to the guts, and for the cost, a PC will win every time. Doesn't hurt that I don't like MacOS. Meh.

Honestly, I'm surprised that no one brought up Tesla v Edison. It was meh, but if they really extrapolated it to the beef that the two men should have had, it would be four hours long and involve $50 million worth of electricity.

[Flying Dice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0


Is a rap battle between Bill gates and Steve jobs. Obviously, as a rap battle, involves swearing.

Gates should have focused on gaming. PC hands down beats Mac in that area. It's like politics: you never beat your enemy by debating the issues the way they framed it, you have to stick to your own narrative.

Strip them down to the guts, and for the cost, a PC will win every time. Doesn't hurt that I don't like MacOS. Meh.

Honestly, I'm surprised that no one brought up Tesla v Edison. It was meh, but if they really extrapolated it to the beef that the two men should have had, it would be four hours long and involve $50 million worth of electricity.

When Tesla does a light show, Tesla does a fucking light show.

[SalmonGod]

Honestly, I'm surprised that no one brought up Tesla v Edison. It was meh, but if they really extrapolated it to the beef that the two men should have had, it would be four hours long and involve $50 million worth of electricity.

I liked Tesla vs Edison.  I thought it was one of their better ones, but not one of their best.  A solid 85/100 B grade.  Though I might change my mind if I re-watch it.  Haven't seen it since the day of release.  Meanwhile I've ripped everything up to Michael Jackson vs Elvis to my music library and have listened to my favorites a bunch of times.

[MaximumZero]

The best one thus far, in my opinion, was Bruce Lee/Clint Eastwood. It was witty, Bruce is owned pretty hard in the ending, and the visual effects were pretty good. The best performance thus far has been Shakespeare. Damn.

[Hanslanda]

The best one thus far, in my opinion, was Bruce Lee/Clint Eastwood. It was witty, Bruce is owned pretty hard in the ending, and the visual effects were pretty good. The best performance thus far has been Shakespeare. Damn.

Shakespeare totally destroyed when he rhymed that fast. "Oh, you can rhyme in ABAB? Bitch, I'm RAPPING in IAMBIC PENTAMETER. You think I can't fucking RHYME IN ABAB FASTER THAN YOU?"

[penguinofhonor]

I am simultaneously happy and angry.

[Vector]

Spoiler: BWOOO I made this stuff BWOOOOOO (click to show/hide)

That... that thing they're sitting on. That... vaguely asymmetrical thing. It's beautiful ;_;

Boxes are neat, too. Particularly like the throwing star tops Or I guess flowers if you're being a boring old fuddy duddy. Which is to say they're retroactively ninja stars now and you're welcome. It looks like there's still space for a top on the one on the right. Katana? Or I guess one of the shorter ones or something more exotic, but still. Ninja themed origami boxes of awesome! 95% guarantee to not contain poison gas.

Hehe, I glad y'all like 'em.  The thing they're sitting on is my mom's tablecloth.  She's pretty eccentric and wonderful.

You're right, they're stars--throwing or otherwise :3  I like the purple one best, myself.

The one on the right is rather plain, I agree, but the guy went "my favorite color is white" so I got out my white paper with designs on and made him a box.  I'm actually thinking about swapping out the blue, though, because apparently it's the wrong shade... have to pick something else with patterns that will look good.  And then, the patterns will look like ass if they get folded into anything in particular (and I'm lacking in white paper), so that dude got himself stuck with plainness Mcplainbox.