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[Solifuge]

Being a lab-rat is kinda fun. I was put on synthetic adrenaline for a week, had to make a log of my emotional experiences each day, and flashed with pictures of disembodied faces in a lab, to see if I was still capable of reading facial emotional cues by the end of the week.

I got $200 dollars for that, though.

[Aklyon]

Second Nanoha movie came out on a certain site today, and it was awesome.

[RedKing]

Being a lab-rat is kinda fun. I was put on synthetic adrenaline for a week, had to make a log of my emotional experiences each day, and flashed with pictures of disembodied faces in a lab, to see if I was still capable of reading facial emotional cues by the end of the week.

I got $200 dollars for that, though.

Gain any superpowers?

[Solifuge]

It's entirely possible.

[Fniff]

First you stop feeling fear, then you start preferring to stay in the dark, then you start sleeping until 5pm in the winters and 10pm in the summer, then you start growing claws and demanding human organs as sacrifice to your terrified family. It's a risky job, being a professional lab rat.

[PanH]

First you stop feeling fear, then you start preferring to stay in the dark, then you start sleeping until 5pm in the winters and 10pm in the summer, then you start growing claws and demanding human organs as sacrifice to your terrified family. It's a risky job, being a professional lab rat.

Wait, this isn't normal life ?

[Fniff]

What are you doing near the computers!?

* Fniff whacks PanH with a stick.

Back! Back I say! Back to your basement!

[Loud Whispers]

Being a lab-rat is kinda fun. I was put on synthetic adrenaline for a week, had to make a log of my emotional experiences each day, and flashed with pictures of disembodied faces in a lab, to see if I was still capable of reading facial emotional cues by the end of the week.

I got $200 dollars for that, though.

At what point does "FOR SCIENCE!" not cut it?

[RedKing]

First you stop feeling fear, then you start preferring to stay in the dark, then you start sleeping until 5pm in the winters and 10pm in the summer, then you start growing claws and demanding human organs as sacrifice to your terrified family. It's a risky job, being a professional lab rat.

Not to mention my lactose-intolerance.

[Mephansteras]

First you stop feeling fear, then you start preferring to stay in the dark, then you start sleeping until 5pm in the winters and 10pm in the summer, then you start growing claws and demanding human organs as sacrifice to your terrified family. It's a risky job, being a professional lab rat.

Not to mention my lactose-intolerance.

Well, you could apply for a position as a lab-monkey instead. I hear that's a little higher-risk, though.

[RedWarrior0]

First you stop feeling fear, then you start preferring to stay in the dark, then you start sleeping until 5pm in the winters and 10pm in the summer, then you start growing claws and demanding human organs as sacrifice to your terrified family. It's a risky job, being a professional lab rat.

Not to mention my lactose-intolerance.

Well, you could apply for a position as a lab-monkey instead. I hear that's a little higher-risk, though.

On the other hand, you could end up going to space!

[Karnewarrior]

Being a lab-rat is kinda fun. I was put on synthetic adrenaline for a week, had to make a log of my emotional experiences each day, and flashed with pictures of disembodied faces in a lab, to see if I was still capable of reading facial emotional cues by the end of the week.

I got $200 dollars for that, though.

At what point does "FOR SCIENCE!" not cut it?

Around the time "FOR MONEY!" takes effect.

[Graknorke]

Being a lab-rat is kinda fun. I was put on synthetic adrenaline for a week, had to make a log of my emotional experiences each day, and flashed with pictures of disembodied faces in a lab, to see if I was still capable of reading facial emotional cues by the end of the week.

I got $200 dollars for that, though.

At what point does "FOR SCIENCE!" not cut it?

Not really ever.
Just so long as it's someone else taking one for the team and not me.

[PanH]

Not to mention my lactose-intolerance.

I'm pretty sure that's a scientist invention to see if humans can live without delicious cheese.

[Solifuge]

At what point does "FOR SCIENCE!" not cut it?

On my 21st I decided to get completely wasted, just so I had first-hand empirical experience with alcohol, better understood my body and its limitations, and could better relate to the inebriated. I also discovered that drunk chess is very challenging, and apparently I'm a capable acrobat.

All I do, I do for Science.