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[Sirus]

Waitasec, I don't watch pro wrestling. Or any wrestling for that matter. Does that mean that despite everything I've believed my whole life, I'm actually gay?!

[lemon10]

AKG. YOU TRICKED ME MY LORD, AND MADE ME POST IN THE WRONG THREAD FOR FORSAKING YOU.

[Max White]

Waitasec, I don't watch pro wrestling. Or any wrestling for that matter. Does that mean that despite everything I've believed my whole life, I'm actually gay?!

Must be Sirus. Guess this means your going t have to start paying attention to your physical appearance and dress in a way that is attractive to girls, as only gay men ever would.

[freeformschooler]

If you're so straight, why haven't I seen you watching any pro wrestling, huh?

Yea, all straight guys love seeing other muscle bound sweaty guys in tight shorts on top of each other in a giant arena that attracts a very low percent of women.

Sigged. So. Hard. Thank you for this quote.

[Sirus]

Waitasec, I don't watch pro wrestling. Or any wrestling for that matter. Does that mean that despite everything I've believed my whole life, I'm actually gay?!

Must be Sirus. Guess this means your going t have to start paying attention to your physical appearance and dress in a way that is attractive to girls, as only gay men ever would.

Hey! I'll have you know that I already pay attention to my appearance and dress properl

Okay you know what, I couldn't even keep a straight face while typing that

[Vector]

I've been getting a lot more compliments on my appearance recently, and people are being more friendly.

I think it's the haircut, actually.  Short hair works on me.  Folks said other haircuts looked good, but this one they keep saying "Oh, Vector, that really suits you!"

[Hanslanda]

but it's different cuz I'm a boy that likes girls.

We must be the only two on the whole damn forum. Every time relationships come up I'm amazed at how diverse this board is.

Make it three.

*raises hand*
Gah, I miss all the interesting discussions. Except that one time with Hitler and facestabbing.

Hans, I is jelly of your ability to actually subtly flirt with women. this is something I seem incapable of doing. Any chance of a girl showing romantic interest in me results in total mental nuclear meltdown in my brain.

The important thing to remember is: Women are people too, with the same urges and thoughts and feelings as you. Just like that old saying with animals, "They're as afraid of you as you are of them..." Same deal. Except women are people, not animals.

[Sirus]

but it's different cuz I'm a boy that likes girls.

We must be the only two on the whole damn forum. Every time relationships come up I'm amazed at how diverse this board is.

Make it three.

*raises hand*
Gah, I miss all the interesting discussions. Except that one time with Hitler and facestabbing.

Hans, I is jelly of your ability to actually subtly flirt with women. this is something I seem incapable of doing. Any chance of a girl showing romantic interest in me results in total mental nuclear meltdown in my brain.

The important thing to remember is: Women are people too, with the same urges and thoughts and feelings as you. Just like that old saying with animals, "They're as afraid of you as you are of them..." Same deal. Except women are people, not animals.

WRONG! We're all animals.
</pedantic>

[Pnx]

I've been getting a lot more compliments on my appearance recently, and people are being more friendly.

I think it's the haircut, actually.  Short hair works on me.  Folks said other haircuts looked good, but this one they keep saying "Oh, Vector, that really suits you!"

If you've got ze Einstein hair, then yeah, it probably would look better on you short.

I think I'm just gonna keep letting mine be a mess.

[Vector]

I don't have Einstein hair, but I have weirdly wavy hair that's straight wherever there's a lot of it, but curls up in weird patterns on my forehead and in the back.  Often the ends of the curls will end up going straight up or sticking off the side of my head.

So when it's a little bit longer, it curls and kinks at the bottom near my ears and I get a weird sort of 1940s women's haircut, which I don't like so much.

[Euld]

Time Splitters remake/re-release game, apparently for free o_O

[Sirus]

Time Splitters remake/re-release game, apparently for free o_O

m_bison_yes.avi

[Descan]

My hair is odd. It's fairly straight, but it has an exaggerated curve. And when it gets past my shoulders it starts waving a little. But ONLY past my shoulders, anything above is still straight.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Time Splitters remake/re-release game, apparently for free o_O

m_bison_yes.avi

fractal_m_bison_yes.avi


Also, had a very interesting game of X-Com tonight, where I faced off against an opponent I have now termed Ultra-Chrysallid. In the alien base, after fighting an initial skirmish against three Mutons and six Chrysallids, one of the latter ran off. I figured it would soon return, as Chyrsallid AI is extremely aggressive...but it did not.

As I ventured further on, I heard the Chrysallid constantly, but did not see it. I went an entire room constantly on the lookout for it. Eventually, I found the beast, and it ran farther in as I spotted it. I sent my assault in to track it down....and he ran straight into a spawn of Chrysallids.

While I was able to eliminate them and soon cornered Ultra-Chrysallid afterwards, it was a close battle and a very bizarre occurrence.

It lured us into an ambush.

An ambush? What do you mean "an ambush"? They're animals!

Also, the Sectoid Commander managed to screw me out of a capture by psi-panicking one of my snipers, provoking her to shoot him in the face. That's not happy, but it was kind of funny.

[armeggedonCounselor]

but it's different cuz I'm a boy that likes girls.

We must be the only two on the whole damn forum. Every time relationships come up I'm amazed at how diverse this board is.

Make it three.

*raises hand*
Gah, I miss all the interesting discussions. Except that one time with Hitler and facestabbing.

Hans, I is jelly of your ability to actually subtly flirt with women. this is something I seem incapable of doing. Any chance of a girl showing romantic interest in me results in total mental nuclear meltdown in my brain.

The important thing to remember is: Women are people too, with the same urges and thoughts and feelings as you. Just like that old saying with animals, "They're as afraid of you as you are of them..." Same deal. Except women are people, not animals.

WRONG! We're all animals.
</pedantic>

Add me to the list of men who prefer women. And to the list of people terrible at finding a mate.