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[misko27]

I'm straight, the only problem is that I'm comfortable with my sexuality and find that I make friends with girls very easily. When a guy has a million female friends and doesn't loose a game of gay chicken, people start to wonder.

Certainly a more unique phraseology.
 
I am very uncomfortable with my sexuality in that case, as I have far fewer female friends then I have male friends. I can only name 2. Then again, I am very shy in general, so.

[Zrk2]

You've never heard of gay chicken before? As the old joke goes the only problem with gay chicken is eventually it's just two dudes making out.

[Max White]

Have you never heard of gay chicken?
Descan is pretty much the world champion. For a straight guy to go as far as he does, he must truly be the manliest and straightest of us all!

[Sirus]

I never heard of gay chicken. I assume based on the context that it's similar to playing chicken with trains or something.

[Fniff]

It's two straight guys trying to convince the other they are gay until one chickens out and acts straight, thereby losing. Both players should be straight. You can play it singleplayer (Hide in a men's changing room's locker and watch) or go up to infinite players.

[Flying Dice]

Maybe I'm just speaking for myself here but almost all of my meatspace friends are women because just about every man I know is an unrepentant macho asshat. There are exceptions, of course, but they're just that. :|

[Karnewarrior]

I never heard of gay chicken. I assume based on the context that it's similar to playing chicken with trains or something.

Two men dash at eachother as fast as they can with their wangs out. First to chicken out and avoid wang-to-wang contact is a Chicken and is slathered with feathers and beer.

[Max White]

Basically one guy will pretend to approach the other with romantic intent, with the aim of making the other feel socially uncomfortable. However, a more cunning target will reflect this gambit more strongly, in order to reverse the situation and cause the initiator to feel uneasy. This back and forth process continues, getting more blatant and sometimes physical until somebody drops out, or they find themselves naked in bed and both feel very uncomfortable.

Or worse...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Tellemurius]

Tech Support will do it in for you.

Highschool job: teaching a second-grader with ADHD and short-term memory loss math and science.  I am a pretty goddamn patient person.

oh i have the same patience too (i have the same story too, but i was in fourth grade and was helping my buddy do second grade math)
But when people trying to work on a computer and expecting magic to happen, yeeeaaa i know where my cynicism is coming from.
i think yesterday i found someone still running on win98 and expected our software to run on it.
I couldn't get logmein working on the dinosaur then hes like: "WELL, Can you at least get over here and fix this!?!? you sold me this software and i want it to work!"
reply back: "If i go to your office, im taking your computer outside and smashing it to bits with my fist, then go back and hand you a ipad with a terminal connection to our server, your welcome"

kinda hoping he said yes please do.

[RedKing]

Basically one guy will pretend to approach the other with romantic intent, with the aim of making the other feel socially uncomfortable. However, a more cunning target will reflect this gambit more strongly, in order to reverse the situation and cause the initiator to feel uneasy. This back and forth process continues, getting more blatant and sometimes physical until somebody drops out, or they find themselves naked in bed and both feel very uncomfortable.

Or worse...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Tiny pic is tiny.

[Max White]

Fix'd it. No idea what happened there.

[Korbac]

I never heard of gay chicken. I assume based on the context that it's similar to playing chicken with trains or something.

Two men dash at eachother as fast as they can with their wangs out. First to chicken out and avoid wang-to-wang contact is a Chicken and is slathered with feathers and beer.

slathered with feathers and beer

slathered with beer

It seems if you lose, you win!

[Fniff]

I think that's subnormality. He's squashed it smaller then Cracked!

[misko27]

Have you never heard of gay chicken?
Descan is pretty much the world champion. For a straight guy to go as far as he does, he must truly be the manliest and straightest of us all!

You've never heard of gay chicken before? As the old joke goes the only problem with gay chicken is eventually it's just two dudes making out.

Seriously, I have literally no fucking clue as to the content of the sentenses just read. It would seem from after extensive reflection:
 
1). The Joke of Descan being straight ties in to the comfortabl with sexuality thing, leading the supposition and pun of him being the straightest.
2) It seems to be a social thing possibly relating to an escalation in homosexual behaviour in a manner conducive to flirting.
3) This ties in with the idea of Chicken, which involves to people escalating till someone bows out, which of course implies the end result is highly undesirable if embarresment is worth it.
4) Therefore, tieing in 3 with 2, Gay Chicken Is a increase in Homosexual flirting till escalation.
5) Following 4, with a rule taken from 3, it stands to reason that there would not be a adequate reason ot stop the esscalation in innuendo, reffering back to phrase a)

You've never heard of gay chicken before? As the old joke goes the only problem with gay chicken is eventually it's just two dudes making out.

, if both targets were homosexual, or at least 1 is. Therefore, it stands to reason both targets are supposed to be heterosexual.
6) Following the combinig of 5 with 1, where Descan being supposedly straight would make escalated Homosexual flirting a negative if it reached the ultimate, hereafter reffered to as "make-out" stage, of escalation, hence making his skills and advancement in the Chicken game thereof impressive.
 
I get it right? I was ninjad, but I literally did not read any of them. My assumptions from the top 2 quotes stand.

[Flying Dice]

I think that's subnormality. He's squashed it smaller then Cracked!

Nah. Manly Men Doing Manly Things, IIRC.