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[GlyphGryph]

Hmm... maybe we can improve on it?

Spoiler: Try One (click to show/hide)

WHY AM I WRITING LIKE THIS?

BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE CAPITALISM

...No, no, that is still just as bad, if not worse.... hmmm...

Spoiler: Try Two (click to show/hide)

WHY IS MY WRITING STYLE LIKE MY VACATION PREFERENCES?
BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE CAPITALS.

Okay. I think that one may be alright. Opinions? I've strayed a bit, admittedly. I was trying to get one with "already produced durable goods" (capital) as the punchline, but couldn't get it to work out right.

[pisskop]

C'mon, its no worse than what gets posted here. It was lighthearted and tried t be funny.  Just the other side of the coin here. . .

[Sirus]

Meh. Overuse of emoticons.

[Graknorke]

Remind me never to look at a forum with a political agenda.
Ever.

[penguinofhonor]

[miauw62]

SRPING SPRING SPRING SPRING SPRING SPRING SPRING SPRING.

IT WAS WARM TODAY! WARM ENOUGH TO BIKE HOME WITHOUT GLOVES!


AW YES! YES YES YES YES!

[Graknorke]

If I weren't so lazy  I'd probably make a GIF of this and put that emoticon over the fish. But I AM lazy, so here's the sentiment.

EDIT:

You seen conservapedia?

It's laughably biased. Made more hilarious by the fact it calls itself the 'trustworthy encyclopedia'

Made yet more hilarious by the fact it USED to say 'the trusworthy encyclopedia' (note the missing T in trustworthy)

I didn't think Conservopedia was serious. It's like the SBaHJ of political commentary.

[Sirus]

Probably half of the Conservapedia posters are trolls. However, the site is run by a highly conservative teacher who is the son of an infamous anti-feminist, and if he doesn't approve of something he changes or deletes it.

[miauw62]

Have you noticed how many posts that Solar guy has?

over 19000. This is slightly WTF.

[Frumple]

... there's six critters on this very forum with >19k posts <_<

[miauw62]

We aren't exactly a forum that has conservative in it's name.

[Solifuge]

Just impressed and/or charmed the pants off the head of a small game development company I'm doing a bit of contract work for. He wants to get in touch after the job's done, and see about regular work.

Huzzah? Why yes, I believe so.

[Dutchling]

Awesome

[Kadzar]

Just impressed and/or charmed the pants off the head of a small game development company I'm doing a bit of contract work for. He wants to get in touch after the job's done, and see about regular work.

Huzzah? Why yes, I believe so.

Huzzah!

[Vector]

Just impressed and/or charmed the pants off the head of a small game development company I'm doing a bit of contract work for. He wants to get in touch after the job's done, and see about regular work.

Huzzah? Why yes, I believe so.

I am soooooooo happy for you!  So, so, so happy!


Today I got $15 for blowing the hood off of a poorly designed psych study.  The kicker: apparently they didn't think people would know the Windows "your computer just crashed" noise can't be resolved by jiggling the connection pins to the monitor.  Also, the minute I met the other person, I thought "She's a confederate."  So that's cool; mafia skills in real life, whee!

Well, actually, I got the $15 for taking the psych study, but letting psychology students know that they look silly is a bonus.  Dunno what I'm gonna buy... definitely something nice and Vector-only-ish.