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[PanH]

Self cannibalism, nice.

Blood can also be quite sticky (well, not if you drain it properly). And there's a strong aversion to drinking your own blood (at least for me).

[Dutchling]

Watching adventure time season 1.

This show is absolutely glorious.

[10ebbor10]

Self cannibalism, nice.

Blood can also be quite sticky (well, not if you drain it properly). And there's a strong aversion to drinking your own blood (at least for me).

Not cannibalism. Self mutilation yes, but not cannibalism.

And the stickyness is the effect of allowing it to touch air. Also, weakling.

[RedKing]

Happy thread is WTF. 

[Ochita]

uhh, just a little thing, could we either stop with the blood talk, or move it somewhere else?

[Skyrunner]

I hear Yakult is near impossible to drink more than a 2 liters at once. It just makes you queasy.

[Sirus]

I swear, sometimes I think we should just mash all of the emotion threads together so that it becomes impossible to post in the wrong one

[pisskop]

Spoiler: Joke (click to show/hide)

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
 
"This is great," he thought as he roared on down I-75.He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
 
"I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he tromped on it some more, and flew down the road at over 100 mph, then 110, 120mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."
 
He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes, and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me any reason why you were speeding, that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
 
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
 
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."

[Skyrunner]

Starting with a spoiler and ending with a quote.
Someone hasn't been using the bbcode editor.

Edit; Ah, fxed XD

[PanH]

Not cannibalism. Self mutilation yes, but not cannibalism.

And the stickyness is the effect of allowing it to touch air. Also, weakling.

Meh, the dentist was doing stuff while letting the blood flow in my throat. That wasn't very funny.

[pisskop]

Starting with a spoiler and ending with a quote.
Someone hasn't been using the bbcode editor.

Edit; Ah, fxed XD

Yes, thank ya!  I don't often use it, I just kinda type them in manual. . .

[SalmonGod]

Nobody got the reference

[anzki4]

Nobody got the reference

Can't remember where it's from, but I definitely recognize the quote.

[RedKing]

Work has tipped over past the point of rage-inducing into feverish delirium. I'm actually on part to put up some of the best performance stats I think I've ever done. Grinning like a maniac and laughing the whole way because WHEEEE WE'RE ON A ROLLERCOASTER TRIP TO HELL

The fact that I'm going to see my inamorata for coffee on Thursday probably helps, but in general I've just been riding this crazy "rebooting my life" high for weeks now.

[Vector]

inamorata

Yay, new word!  Thank you, the day's improved~