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[Max White]

Modem arrived in the mail today. Internet at home should arrive in 18 to 44 working years.
Only a matter of time...

[Lagslayer]

Alright, so I just got off of work. About half an hour prior, a man and his GF come in to buy a carton of eggs. I ask if they wanted a bag, and he said that they were just going to use them in the next 10 minutes anyways. He said he was going to prove that you can't break an egg by squeezing it in the palm of your hand. I told him to do it outside the building, over the trash can so I could see it (I knew it was coming ). So he goes out and tries to pry the lid off the trash can, not getting very far. I motion that he just has to jerk it a little harder, and so it came off easily. He starts squeezing one of the eggs a little, then offers it to her. She refuses. So he's squeezing really hard now, practically straining. The egg explodes all over him and the window.

It was worth the cleanup.

[Xantalos]

Does she own a car? If so, there is a whole list of horrible hilarious things you can do. Seran wrap it is a easy one, but it's not very effective, as you can un-seran wrap a car was a pair of scissors and ten minutes of time. I recommend you grease the underside of all her door handles, and if she leaves her car doors unlocked at night, both grease her steering wheel and shifter/all the little levers on the console AND lock her doors.
If she doesn't own a car, a good one is to seran wrap over a doorway at face height, and wait inside a nearby room, and try to scare her through that particular doorway. Or you can tie strings/fishing line to a whole shitpile of pots and pans in the kitchen, connecting them to a tripwire ankle-height in the doorway, so when she comes through all the pots and pans come crashing to the floor.
Or you can take all the shit out of her refridgerator, and hide inside it. Pop out and scare her. Really, hiding anywhere and scaring the shit out of her is a good one, especially if you don't live together BUT can still somehow get permission to her home (roommates, family members, etc).

Duct tape. Duct tape everything. Car to a flagpole. Cat to the ceiling. Her foot to the foot of the bed. Fridge door. Duct tape her bedroom door shut (if she lives with you). EVERYTHING.

[Solifuge]

I love when I stumble on amazing animations like this.

Spoiler: The Highest of Fives (click to show/hide)

[Kadzar]

I love when I stumble on amazing animations like this.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Thanks for sharing, I quite enjoyed that.

[Evilsx]

Spoiler: The Highest of Fives (click to show/hide)

What unholy thing did you just find...

Edit: That just improved my day, thanks

[lemon10]

Finally bothered to set up smartcasting for DOTA 2.
Given how useful it was for me in LoL, I am sure it will help in DOTA a ton too.

[Xantalos]

Reading Darths and Droids. If I ever need a mercenary army, I am hiring from adventurer town.

[miauw62]

I love when I stumble on amazing animations like this.

Spoiler: The Highest of Fives (click to show/hide)

That is glorious and made my day.

[Aklyon]

Reading Darths and Droids. If I ever need a mercenary army, I am hiring from adventurer town.

Summon Bigger Fish always helps.

[RedKing]

Came up with a new process that'll cut the work time by about 60% for our most common issue. Might single-handedly bring an end to the hell that we've had the last five months because of this issue.

*does happy dance*
untse untse untse untse untse

[Bauglir]

Another step in the long march toward the day when I can finally have heat vision.

[Aptus]

Only $50k left with 22 days to go on the Dreamfall Chapters kickstarter. I love you Ragnar, all is forgiven.

[Bauglir]

I'm actually doing really well in my class, to my surprise. I think I kind of forgot that most people do not seek to do perfectly on homework and exams and stuff. The bar is not perfection, it is a bit lower.

[RedKing]

Chatted with an intel analyst, who let me know of an upcoming opening and will put in a good word for me. It's in Carolina Inferior, but I suppose I could live with that. One of my favorite cousins lives nearby where it would be.