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[Xantalos]

My mind-spiral is my happy.

I quite like that last post, actually. "Great for a bumper sticker, just doesn't... mean anything." and "what if you were a giraffe on the mooooooooon?" are some of my better rhetorics~

MIND SPIRAAAAAL

...
*sees locked thread*
Well, what's this
NOPENOPENOPE
POLITICSRAPESANEDEBATERAGENOPE

[Bauglir]

-snip-

Politics.

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Yes, but be that as it may you're crossing some very volatile streams here. Yes, you could conceivably wind up banishing the ghost of an ancient demigod and saving New York but more likely you'll just wipe out time. Forward and back. So probably we should let the contents of the locked thread stay in that thread.

[Descan]

You know you're doing good when you drive the friendly neighbourhood abomination crazy.

Speaking of which, what are your views on Spidewman? :3

[Xantalos]

You know you're doing good when you drive the friendly neighbourhood abomination crazy.

Speaking of which, what are your views on Spidewman? :3

Spidewman? Is he a superhero based around few gathering on spiderwebs? He sounds very Zen.

[Descan]

He's actually Buddha. Shh, don't tell anyone.

[Gunner-Chan]

He's actually Buddha.

Kill him. Kill him now.

[Xantalos]

He's actually Buddha. Shh, don't tell anyone.

Siddartha Parker?

[Descan]

He's actually Buddha.

Kill him. Kill him now.

D: This is why I said not to teeeeeell anyooooone! D:

[Frumple]

When you come across Acracnibuddha spinning a web in the middle of the road, burn that eight-eyed zen monstrosity right the fuck down. Then burn the surrounding countryside to make sure there's not a massive ball of spiderbuddha babies waiting to hatch.

The nuke the goddamn site from orbit because I don't care how holy you are if you've got eight limbs and too many eyes and you're preaching absolution from samsarra to me, it's time to make sure nothing survives.

[Xantalos]

When you come across Acracnibuddha spinning a web in the middle of the road, burn that eight-eyed zen monstrosity right the fuck down. Then burn the surrounding countryside to make sure there's not a massive ball of spiderbuddha babies waiting to hatch.

The nuke the goddamn site from orbit because I don't care how holy you are if you've got eight limbs and too many eyes and you're preaching absolution from samsarra to me, it's time to make sure nothing survives.

I made Bay12 freak out with that suggestion?

TO THE GENELAB!

[Frumple]

Not so much. That's generally my standard suggested response to human-sized arachnids, to be honest. Not only is the bastard probably violating the laws of physics, they're unstoppable doompredators we cannot allow to survive as a species. Sentient arachnids must be ended. Our state of being as anything but food demands it.

[Scelly9]

Ran a mile and a half, did 6 pullups, plus 110 situps.

The burn, I love it.

[Xantalos]

Not so much. That's generally my standard suggested response to human-sized arachnids, to be honest. Not only is the bastard probably violating the laws of physics, they're unstoppable doompredators we cannot allow to survive as a species. Sentient arachnids must be ended. Our state of being as anything but food demands it.

I didn't say I'd make them a different species...
Just make a genetic disease that makes everyone who catches it turn into them!
*wonderful idea*

[Loud Whispers]

The nuke the goddamn site from orbit because I don't care how holy you are if you've got eight limbs and too many eyes and you're preaching absolution from samsarra to me, it's time to make sure nothing survives.

Until you learn to love all creatures with compassion, you shall never take the steps towards ending suffering.

*Arachnibuddha waits patiently. In the dark. Within a gigantic silk temple.

Arachnibuddha waits.

[Xantalos]

The nuke the goddamn site from orbit because I don't care how holy you are if you've got eight limbs and too many eyes and you're preaching absolution from samsarra to me, it's time to make sure nothing survives.

Until you learn to love all creatures with compassion, you shall never take the steps towards ending suffering.

*Arachnibuddha waits patiently. In the dark. Within a gigantic silk temple.

Arachnibuddha waits.

I'm putting this into a forum game ASAP.