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[kisame12794]

Hmmm, I wonder if I should download and try the Mr. Saturn font from Earthbound then ^_~

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That font. It gives me nightmares.

[Furtuka]

I've discovered that the font tag supports any font the user has installed.

That includes stupid fonts like this one that I can't read but you probably can't.

I am going to type in nothing but novelty fonts from now on.

Though I doubt they show up for anyone else.

hmmm I wonder who else has this font installed?

[Euld]

Hmmm, I wonder if I should download and try the Mr. Saturn font from Earthbound then ^_~

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That font. It gives me nightmares.

Boing!

[Putnam]

getting close to 6666 posts

>:3

[penguinofhonor]

I'm getting close to 8000.

[freeformschooler]

I will have to do something special for 10,000.

[Furtuka]

Create a new type of forum game that shall be the next big thing?

[freeformschooler]

Maybe an extravagant flash panel, tops.

[Aklyon]

So apparently, everything is Underpowered in d20.

[Darvi]

Ah yes, the "Item X is underpowered in *insert PnP game*" meme.

[Aklyon]

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That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork A" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. B deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine B in C for 2,400,000 [currency] (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my B.

C-ese smiths spend years working on a single B and [verb] it up to a million times to produce the finest D known to mankind.

B are thrice as sharp as European D and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a D can cut through, a B can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a B could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical [attack].

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering C? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined [C warriors] and their B of destruction. Even in World War II,  soldiers targeted the men with the B first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? B are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for B:

(One-Handed B)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed B)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the [adjective] power of B in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = B need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

[Euld]

Guys... check the number of views.  And right next to that.  I think we have a problem.  I... I have no idea what this means.

[Korbac]

So apparently, everything is Underpowered in d20.

"Armok spends years working on a single carp and folds it up to a million times to produce the finest fish known to mankind."

I love you. XD

[NobodyPro]

Happy Australia Citizen's Day! It actually happened two days ago but today is the public holiday.

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[Aklyon]

Happy Australia Citizen's Day! It actually happened two days ago but today is the public holiday.

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*PROPERTY DAMAGE!* is the holiday tradition? That sounds expensive