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[Bauglir]

God a job interview. Whoopee!

Woot!

And it took me several minutes to realize that there actually WAS an SCP "an even number", as opposed to being just talking about joke SCPs in general. Blast, another generator, and I've inadvertently contributed.

[Loud Whispers]

I just looked at SCP-[even number]-J.
My sides are very much split.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█

Item #: SCP-1-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1-J is to be kept in a Gratuitous Cabbage-lined containment chamber located in Under the sea, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 3 Warlords armed with Morals.

In the event that SCP-1-J ever begins Crowing its eyes, Kondraki is to bother SCP-1-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Kappa-7 (''Who watches TV'') is to be dispatched to SCP-1-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-1-J is a illuminating Cow. Like most members of its species, it is able to Fly, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Gratuitous Cabbage each day.

SCP-1-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Insubstantiality, which causes it to turn into POWER. Whenever this happens, all encyclopedias within a 32 kilometer radius will begin to strike uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Hassan Al Sabbah. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-1-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-1-J was first located in Fuckuppedmenistan where the I am not American were using it in order to Burn all stupid people with magma. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Kappa-7 (''Who watches TV'') was able to recover the object with only 1337 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 1-1

Dr. Hitler: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Hitler, and I am about to test SCP-1's reaction to Thing. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr /d/?
Dr. /d/: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Hitler: Excellent! I am now introducing the Thing to 1... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. /d/: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Hitler: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Penis! IT'S GOT MEIN Penis! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG

In light of incident 1-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█

My sides

[RedKing]

Maybe it's just me, but those aren't that funny. 

[MaximumZero]

Meh. SCPs are only good because they have way, way too much thought poured into them.

Anyway, legit happy: I seem to be mostly over the flu. Also, girlfriend and I did something special yesterday.

We watched both the wibbly-wobbly Falcons/Seahawks seesaw and the Patriots whoop on the Texans, who never actually showed up. She had never before seen a full football game, and was thoroughly enthralled, asking questions throughout both games. ^_^

[Xantalos]

I fudged a presentation that makes up a significant portion of my end of year mark and actually did pretty good.

[RedKing]

@MZ: Those were pretty good games to be introduced to football. Good weekend of games all around.

[MaximumZero]

@MZ: Those were pretty good games to be introduced to football. Good weekend of games all around.

Also, it's playoff football.
[mora]Playoffs!? Playoffs!?[/jimmorarant]

[MonkeyHead]

@MZ: Those were pretty good games to be introduced to football. Good weekend of games all around.

Also, it's playoff football.
[mora]Playoffs!? Playoffs!?[/jimmorarant]

In 10 years I have managed to get my wife to watch 10 whole mins of rugby. How did you manage that??

[GlyphGryph]

Just finished Ur-Quan Masters after a glorious battle (thanks to GlyphGryph for combat practice ) and even more enjoyable credits roll.

Damn, that game is wonderful. Now if only there was RPG game or something about the game's universe...

More than welcome. You mean an viddy-RPG, or a pen+paper?

[penguinofhonor]

Shiny Tranquill in Pokemon Black. I knew good things would happen if I started playing Pokemon again.

[Urist Imiknorris]

The important question: Is it male?

[penguinofhonor]

It's female. Unfortunately, I won't have the most ridiculous Unfezant in the world.

[MaximumZero]

@MZ: Those were pretty good games to be introduced to football. Good weekend of games all around.

Also, it's playoff football.
[mora]Playoffs!? Playoffs!?[/jimmorarant]

In 10 years I have managed to get my wife to watch 10 whole mins of rugby. How did you manage that??

Uh...we watched part of a game at the sports bar where we go to get wings, and she couldn't help but notice some of the more...raucous fans. She wanted to know a) why they were so live-and-die about the game, and b) how much I knew about football. Part b turns out to be a lot. I was a utility guy (placekicker, punter, special teams gunner, returned kicks and punts, played pretty much everywhere on the field except the linemen in practice but was too small to actually play in games, etc,) for a while in school. She boggled at me a few times when I called out some of the plays before they happened because I recognized some of the formation/tendency pairs or pre-snap calls from the quarterback. ^_^

Anyway, she had been legitimately interested prior to meeting me, but was in one of those relationships where she wasn't allowed to talk to her ex-hubby during the games. That guy is a real douche.

[Descan]

So now she has a friendly chap who can teach her about things she interested in, and get's a cuddly (albeit tiny) teddy bear to boot!

[Slayerhero90]

I found the best avatar. It will kill all of your avatars. All of them.