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[Flying Dice]

Spoiler: Soft-focus dosh. (click to show/hide)

I would have done a gangsta-fan, but I'm not that rich.

[Karnewarrior]

Spoiler: Soft-focus dosh. (click to show/hide)

I would have done a gangsta-fan, but I'm not that rich.

Where the hell did you get 100,000 cash money though?

I'm pretty sure that's about what I make in a year starting out in the Air Force. Give or take a few grand.

[PanH]

I have hundreds of 100$ bills. Written in Vietnamese.

[Bauglir]

Spoiler: Soft-focus dosh. (click to show/hide)

I would have done a gangsta-fan, but I'm not that rich.

Where the hell did you get 100,000 cash money though?

I'm pretty sure that's about what I make in a year starting out in the Air Force. Give or take a few grand.

Wikipedia suggests that it must be a forgery since apparently only a few specimens of that denomination exist, and they're in museums. Pretty badass though.

[Flying Dice]

Spoiler: Soft-focus dosh. (click to show/hide)

I would have done a gangsta-fan, but I'm not that rich.

Where the hell did you get 100,000 cash money though?

I'm pretty sure that's about what I make in a year starting out in the Air Force. Give or take a few grand.

Wikipedia suggests that it must be a forgery since apparently only a few specimens of that denomination exist, and they're in museums. Pretty badass though.

Yeah, it's one-sided and printed on ordinary paper rather than the secret recipe. It's a lot more obvious in good light/when not viewed through a crappy webcam. I've got some lower-denomination funny money that I keep around to mess with sticky-fingered individuals. 

[Sirus]

I kept a million-dollar bill (featuring Lady Liberty) in my wallet for a few years, until it fell apart

* Sirus is not responsible for any sort of symbolism that may be inferred from the above sentence.

[Hanslanda]

Today, I hit the automatic sliding doors to the grocery store I work at with a stack of probably fifteen or so carts, and knocked one side off it's track, fucked it up pretty good. Got the 'maintenance' man, and the person who is basically 2nd/3rd in charge to help me fix it.
The 2nd/3rd guy told me, "Next time you hit the door with the carts, break them all the way, that way we can get new ones. I won't care if you do."
This makes me happy.

Also, it's really hard to stop fifteen carts moving at any speed, because trying to apply the 'brakes' by just grabbing the handles and stopping... Stops one cart, and the rest keep going like some kind of superslow kinetic weapon.

[Flying Dice]

Today, I hit the automatic sliding doors to the grocery store I work at with a stack of probably fifteen or so carts, and knocked one side off it's track, fucked it up pretty good. Got the 'maintenance' man, and the person who is basically 2nd/3rd in charge to help me fix it.
The 2nd/3rd guy told me, "Next time you hit the door with the carts, break them all the way, that way we can get new ones. I won't care if you do."
This makes me happy.

Also, it's really hard to stop fifteen carts moving at any speed, because trying to apply the 'brakes' by just grabbing the handles and stopping... Stops one cart, and the rest keep going like some kind of superslow kinetic weapon.

Think of cart stacks as asteroids, parked cars as planets, and yourself as a large drive block. 

[Akigagak]

Holy motherloving Christ, this thread is still going?

I remember when this thing started. I was such a wipper snapper back then.

Now to estalk the names I remember, see if they're still around.

EDIT: Oh my, I forgot this was my avatar.

[Aklyon]

Holy motherloving Christ, this thread is still going?

98141 posts and counting, yep.

[Darvi]

Holy shit, we're that close to 100K posts? I remember back when we only had half as much.

[Karnewarrior]

Holy motherloving Christ, this thread is still going?

I remember when this thing started. I was such a wipper snapper back then.

Now to estalk the names I remember, see if they're still around.

EDIT: Oh my, I forgot this was my avatar.

I seem to remember you. Or at least that odd username.

Welcome home.

[Aqizzar]

My cooking skills continue to improve.  The keys to success: adding tons of spices, and constantly meddling with the process.

Now to estalk the names I remember, see if they're still around.

EDIT: Oh my, I forgot this was my avatar.

Hey Akigagak, I remember you being a cool person.

[Hanslanda]

Today, I hit the automatic sliding doors to the grocery store I work at with a stack of probably fifteen or so carts, and knocked one side off it's track, fucked it up pretty good. Got the 'maintenance' man, and the person who is basically 2nd/3rd in charge to help me fix it.
The 2nd/3rd guy told me, "Next time you hit the door with the carts, break them all the way, that way we can get new ones. I won't care if you do."
This makes me happy.

Also, it's really hard to stop fifteen carts moving at any speed, because trying to apply the 'brakes' by just grabbing the handles and stopping... Stops one cart, and the rest keep going like some kind of superslow kinetic weapon.

Think of cart stacks as asteroids, parked cars as planets, and yourself as a large drive block. 

Hans Landa: Relativistic Weapon

[Blargityblarg]

Today, I hit the automatic sliding doors to the grocery store I work at with a stack of probably fifteen or so carts, and knocked one side off it's track, fucked it up pretty good. Got the 'maintenance' man, and the person who is basically 2nd/3rd in charge to help me fix it.
The 2nd/3rd guy told me, "Next time you hit the door with the carts, break them all the way, that way we can get new ones. I won't care if you do."
This makes me happy.

Also, it's really hard to stop fifteen carts moving at any speed, because trying to apply the 'brakes' by just grabbing the handles and stopping... Stops one cart, and the rest keep going like some kind of superslow kinetic weapon.

Think of cart stacks as asteroids, parked cars as planets, and yourself as a large drive block. 

Hans Landa: Relativistic Weapon

I'm surprised that y'all don't have the little locks that hold them together; I mean, we have them in most stores here, and Melbourne is a lot less crime-prone than The Methiest Place On Earth (I imagine, anyway)