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[MetalSlimeHunt]

I passed all my classes this semester, though the only one I really worried about was math. Got that one by a hair's width.

[misko27]

Today I learned I can simply psych myself into thinking positively. Odd. But awesome.

[i2amroy]

Today I learned I can simply psych myself into thinking positively. Odd. But awesome.

I've been doing this for years. It's pretty awesome once you get the hang of it, and it also removes any sort of need you will ever have of dealing with depression!

[Vorthon]

Bahahahahah. Today's XKCD what if made me giggle like a small child.

[i2amroy]

No fair! I wanna psych myself into being positive!

I find that (at least for me) it works on a "fake-it long enough and it becomes real" type thing. Basically if you force yourself to see the positive aspects enough times it becomes habit, and then do that for long enough you eventually reach the point where you always can see the bright side. Also because you still get to see the bad side, even though it is immediately followed up by the good one, it lets you employ the "plan for the worst hope for the best" saying to just about everything.

[i2amroy]

EDIT: I hate the number 504.

Don't we all.

[Haspen]

http://imgur.com/gallery/dlLlW

Soooo... Is there, like, a link for that petition site?

[Bauglir]

The site, I'm fairly confident. I haven't found the petitions themselves, though.

[Darvi]

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/remove-westboro-baptist-churchs-501c3-tax-exempt-status-and-make-it-retroactive/kmYR4DTL

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/revoke-tax-exempt-status-westboro-baptist-church-re-classify-westboro-baptist-church-hate-group/tNVz4V7Q

[DrPoo]

Why dont just someone set their shit on fire and wipe their church and its members from the surface of earth?

I really wonder what would happen if someone actually went and killed a member of that church..
Would there be people picketting their funerals? Would there even be a funeral?

I hate you, hate, you make me such a horrible person sometimes.

[Bauglir]

To answer all your questions, there would be a funeral made of lawsuits.

[Karnewarrior]

Maybe just wait for one to die and then picket their funeral? You'd stick 'em in a spot where they'd either establish precedent for being able to sue picketers at a funeral, or just have to sit by and watch while more and more and more people show up.

Including Michael Moores Sodomobile.

[Mego]

Maybe just wait for one to die and then picket their funeral? You'd stick 'em in a spot where they'd either establish precedent for being able to sue picketers at a funeral, or just have to sit by and watch while more and more and more people show up.

Including Michael Moores Sodomobile.

But that would be stooping to their level. Always take the moral high ground.

Which, in this case, would be shooting one of them.

[kaijyuu]

But that would be stooping to their level. Always take the moral high ground.

Which, in this case, would be shooting one of them.

Your moral code raises some serious questions

[Bauglir]

I've just heard of what may be the best prestige class ever written, from a lolwut perspective. The Darklight Wizard offers 9 levels of spellcasting over 10 levels, and forces you give up all your previous class levels when you enter, beginning at Darklight Wizard 1 (this also, notably, disqualifies you for the class). Also, it has an ability that deals 1d4 points of damage per caster level on a touch attack, and if you deal more damage than the target has hit points, you kill them. Hooray.

And the class features and abilities are in alphabetical order, meaning the Weapon and Armor proficiencies (which you get first) are at the end.