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[Aklyon]

You know, that reminds me of another fanfic and its blowing up a mountain to defeat two giants. It was sillier the chapter afterward, though.

Spoiler: Professor Takamachi, Chapter 24 (click to show/hide)

"Hello Nanoha," said a voice behind Nanoha. It was rather good timing, too...

"Shamal, I know you're upset, but-"

"A mountain, Nanoha. I specifically said that if you used enough magic to level a mountain, you would risk your health. What is behind me right now?"

"Two unconscious, floating giants."

"Behind that?"

"A mountain range."

"From your position, face the giants directly and look at that spot in the range. Shouldn't there be a mountain there?"

"Most likely."

"Why is it, Nanoha, that there is crater where a mountain should be? Do you hate mountains, or are you trying to hurt yourself? I might actually understand if it was the former, but if you want to ruin yourself like this, we have some problems." At this point, most of the students were listening in.

"Look, stranger things have happened. I can explain everything... okay, most of this."

"You can explain on a hospital bed!" Shamal grabbed Nanoha by the shoulder and started pushing her into the castle. "You there! Where's the infirmary?" she asked Malfoy, who was nearest.

Nanoha intervened, "I'll show you. Look, bind my hands and take Raising Heart, okay? I won't run."

Shamal consented. "...Fine. It must've been serious if you're offering this much."

"Ano... I was kinda... hit with a Killing Curse, is that really serious?"

"That's it. Infirmary, now. We'll talk there."

[Korbac]

It's the end of time, and end of conversations
And everybody's clinging to their sole salvation
I find all their pleas for mercy so annoying
"Hello destructor, I'm yours for the destroying"

Now he's an evil trend setter
He's a heavy heavy petter
When you lose one of your senses
All the others get better

[Flying Dice]

You know, that reminds me of another fanfic and its blowing up a mountain to defeat two giants. It was sillier the chapter afterward, though.

Spoiler: Professor Takamachi, Chapter 24 (click to show/hide)

"Hello Nanoha," said a voice behind Nanoha. It was rather good timing, too...

"Shamal, I know you're upset, but-"

"A mountain, Nanoha. I specifically said that if you used enough magic to level a mountain, you would risk your health. What is behind me right now?"

"Two unconscious, floating giants."

"Behind that?"

"A mountain range."

"From your position, face the giants directly and look at that spot in the range. Shouldn't there be a mountain there?"

"Most likely."

"Why is it, Nanoha, that there is crater where a mountain should be? Do you hate mountains, or are you trying to hurt yourself? I might actually understand if it was the former, but if you want to ruin yourself like this, we have some problems." At this point, most of the students were listening in.

"Look, stranger things have happened. I can explain everything... okay, most of this."

"You can explain on a hospital bed!" Shamal grabbed Nanoha by the shoulder and started pushing her into the castle. "You there! Where's the infirmary?" she asked Malfoy, who was nearest.

Nanoha intervened, "I'll show you. Look, bind my hands and take Raising Heart, okay? I won't run."

Shamal consented. "...Fine. It must've been serious if you're offering this much."

"Ano... I was kinda... hit with a Killing Curse, is that really serious?"

"That's it. Infirmary, now. We'll talk there."

Heh. That scene made the fic, at least for me.

[dei]

Realizing once again that with the Amulet of Shadows Morrowind is essentially you scaring the shit out of everything and everyone while they die to death is immensely satisfying. You just don't know how gratifying it is to make one Sphere Centurioun run like Forrest Gump while the other one just curls up in the fetal position until you get that little bauble.

[SalmonGod]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/wings_of_an_angel_m7W8NXNsFsgsqcf5YKPGzO/0

Time for some manly tears.

I salute the guy.

This. Damnit, if everyone was like this, we wouldn't need wars.

On the other hand, don't read the comments.   

[Flying Dice]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/wings_of_an_angel_m7W8NXNsFsgsqcf5YKPGzO/0

Time for some manly tears.

I salute the guy.

This. Damnit, if everyone was like this, we wouldn't need wars.

On the other hand, don't read the comments.   

That sort of goes without saying. 

[Zrk2]

I made $180 the other night. Rich people tip well.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

My roommate is trying to transfer to either a friend of his' room or his frat's manor next semester.

Yes.........

* MetalSlimeHunt begins to shake, as if he were overdosing on caffeine.

Yesssssssssss..........

* In Citudad Juarez, a pale infant with no light in its eyes is born. It opens it's mouth as if to speak, and the doctor suffers a fatal aneurism.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Five light-years from the small world known as Earth, a species of ruthless conquerors close in on the energy emissions of our civilization, when all of a sudden a cold dread washes over the slaver fleet. For a moment, all is silent.....and then the slaughter begins. 27 billion of the invaders and far more of their oppressed vassals perish in an orgy of chaos and death. Not but two hundred, lagging behind the fleet due to a drive malfunction, survive long enough to jump back towards home, their minds shattered beyond repair. All who attempt to enter this region of space suffer the same fate. A wise species of stellar nomads living around the core of the Milky Way demand that travel to the Orion Arm be forever forbidden. Few see reason to defy them.

[Strife26]

After trying to get my room clean all weekend, I'm not at the "throw everything else into a box" point, which means I get to sleep soon! Yay!

[Wrex]

You sir, are one lucky son of a bitch, MSH.

As for me, winter break

[Loud Whispers]

MSH: Defender of humanity against the Room mate who slumbers...

[Machiavelli]

I still rather would have had a roommate than not, even though he did some incredibly idiotic things.

[SalmonGod]

Going to go read to my kid's class this afternoon.  I'm 95% sure that every other parent is reading something Christmas related.  I have Jabberwocky, Seven at One Blow, or an excerpt from The Hobbit.

[Mego]

Going to go read to my kid's class this afternoon.  I'm 95% sure that every other parent is reading something Christmas related.  I have Jabberwocky, Seven at One Blow, or an excerpt from The Hobbit.

Jabberwocky. Lewis Carroll is always the right answer.

[SalmonGod]

Going to go read to my kid's class this afternoon.  I'm 95% sure that every other parent is reading something Christmas related.  I have Jabberwocky, Seven at One Blow, or an excerpt from The Hobbit.

Jabberwocky. Lewis Carroll is always the right answer.

Kinda short.  I think I have a 15-minute block.  I'm going to consult the teacher about it.