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[Kadzar]

Made from the skulls of her enemies?

[Bauglir]

Anybody close to hand, really. Though, considering I plan to start with Ulfric Stormcloak, a lot of them will probably be enemies by the time I'm through.

Then I'm gonna make another one in Solitude. You know, to be equitable. Don't wanna show any bias.

EDIT: I've been unable to find a mod that makes humanoids drop skulls, though, and I'm getting tired of dealing with technical issues so I don't want to try and learn how to make one myself. So I'll just kill everyone and spawn a shitload of skulls.

[alway]

Fun fact: there are enough troll skulls lying around to make an adequately large skull throne.

[Darvi]

I was wondering where all the trolls went...

[10ebbor10]

Traffic jams.


Not only is it fun to drive past all the people stuck in traffic thanks to a bus only lane, they also allow me to catch up with my bus when I miss it.

[Heron TSG]

On a happy note, our wizard in D&D keeps one-shotting stuff. As nice as it is to get to have a turn, it's even nicer to finish a session in 2 hours.

I'm glad that the player in my meatspace game who previously couldn't make a character live for more than 5 sessions finally made a decent character. He may be dumb enough to blunder into every single trap, and he may charge straight into the front lines despite the fact that all his best attacks are from range, but hey, 32 AC and 125 HP. Maybe I can stop pulling punches at him now. 

[Simmura McCrea]

On a happy note, our wizard in D&D keeps one-shotting stuff. As nice as it is to get to have a turn, it's even nicer to finish a session in 2 hours.

Hehehe, our Astropath is doing the same thing. Dropping ~480 damage on stuff when our weapons will struggle to get 30.

[Heron TSG]

I do wonder why finishing a session in two hours is a good thing. If we could get through combat that quickly in my games, we'd just keep playing for another 4 hours and blaze through the storyline.

[Karnewarrior]

 

I was wondering where all the trolls went...

Traffic jams.


Not only is it fun to drive past all the people stuck in traffic thanks to a bus only lane, they also allow me to catch up with my bus when I miss it.

I'm imagining a troll sitting in a car, rolling down the window and shouting "GREEN MEANS GO YOU FOSSIL!"

[alway]

Maybe I can stop pulling punches at him now. 

"Rocks fall, everyone dies."

[Duke 2.0]

I was wondering where all the trolls went...

Traffic jams.


Not only is it fun to drive past all the people stuck in traffic thanks to a bus only lane, they also allow me to catch up with my bus when I miss it.

I'm imagining a troll sitting in a car, rolling down the window and shouting "GREEN MEANS GO YOU FOSSIL!"

That's totally justified road rage though, not really in the spirit of being a troll

A troll driver would cut people off and call them assholes when they honk their horn

[The Darkling Wolf]

Nah, that's just being an asshole, trolling is more subtle.

A troll waits at a traffic light until it turns amber, then drives through leaving everyone behind him stuck.

[FearfulJesuit]

Victimless trolling- or being harmlessly obnoxious- is always fun. In the past, I've crossed the street in loops to annoy traffic, talked to lampposts, and gone around looking highly confused and asking random passersby "Mi bedaŭras- parolas-vi Esperaton? Mi ne scias kiam mi troviĝas..."

[Aklyon]

You guys are reminding me of this.

[RedWarrior0]

Mine would be to dress up as Deadpool and do the dance for Gangnam Style