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[Hanslanda]

I can almost recognize it. Where is it from?

It's like a parody of A Tale of Two Cities, I believe.

[Fenrir]

I was amused, which is enough like happy.

Fenrir can sleep with one eye open.
Fenrir can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
Astronauts get taller when they are in Fenrir.
The liquid inside Fenrir can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
Scientists have discovered that Fenrir can smell the presence of autism in children!
New Zealand was the first place to allow Fenrir to vote.
White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Fenrir!
Olympic badminton rules say that Fenrir must have exactly fourteen feathers!
Fenrir was declared extinct in 1902.
Fenriricide is the killing of Fenrir.

Remember, it’s not chocolate without Fenrir.

And don’t inject me intravenously; it’s bad for you.

[Bauglir]

I don't mean to be a douche, but could we skip the postings of generator results? Surely we could have a forum game thread for that. I know they make you happy, but, well, the whole "Happy thread isn't an IRC" thing.

[FearfulJesuit]

APRIL is tha wacklest month, breeding   
Lilacs up of tha dead land, mixing   
Memory n' desire, stirring   
Dull rootz wit sprin rain.   
Winta kept our asses warm, covering            
Ghetto up in forgetful snow, feeding   
A lil thuglife wit dried tubers.   
Summer surprised us, comin over tha Starnbergersee   
With a shower of rain; our crazy-ass asses stopped up in tha colonnade,   
And went on up in sunlight, tha fuck into tha Hofgarten,   
And drank coffee, n' talked fo' a hour.   
Bin gar keine Russin, stamm’ aus Litauen, echt deutsch.   
And when our crazy-ass asses was children, stayin all up in tha archduke’s,   
My fuckin cousin’s, he took mah crazy ass up on a sled,   
And I was frightened. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude holla'd, Marie,   
Marie, hold on tight fo' realz. And down our crazy-ass asses went.   
In tha mountains, there yo ass feel free.   
I read, much of tha night, n' go downtown up in tha winter.

And, possibly even more hilariously,

Da 46th counterexample ta relativitizzle has been added yo, but leftists will clin ta any illogical belief system dat appeases they rejection of tha logic of tha Bizzle.

Warren Buffett aint only a hypocrite yo, but he also spoutz total nonsense bout how tha fuck gangstas invest.

[misko27]

I can almost recognize it. Where is it from?

Tale of Two Cities. Dopest being best.

[Bauglir]

-snip-

God dammit, fine.

I don't mean ta be a douche yo, but could our crazy-ass asses skip tha postingz of generator thangs up in dis biatch, biatch? Surely our crazy-ass asses could gotz a forum game thread fo' dat shit. I know they make yo ass aiiight yo, but, well, tha whole "Kool as fuck thread isn't a IRC" thang.

[Mego]

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

[Fenrir]

Generators, “Translators”, and Their Like, the thread!

[Slayerhero90]

I like Facekillz's personal text.

"Canadians, Unite, motherfucka!
Bound by maple-syrup, our crazy-ass asses go!"

[Putnam]

http://www.thepictureofeverything.com/

[Mego]

Generators, “Translators”, and Their Like, the thread!

Yeah that's probably a good idea.

On topic, I was strangely productive last night. I actually did most of my major programming project for my compsci class.

[Bauglir]

If anybody ever tells me that using Dexterity with two-handed weapons in D&D doesn't make sense, I now have a response.

[MaximumZero]

If anybody ever tells me that using Dexterity with two-handed weapons in D&D doesn't make sense, I now have a response.

I still think that looks like someone played way too much Guilty Gear.

[Cassandra]

If anybody ever tells me that using Dexterity with two-handed weapons in D&D doesn't make sense, I now have a response.

That... That scythe... I...

First I need to clean myself after seeing that scythe.

Then, I must mod it into DF.

[Owlga]

I think it's kinda funny that after several days of playing lots of dark souls, my fiancee decided she's had too much dark and not enough cute. Which caused her to start looking around for something adorable to watch or read or something to balance things back out.

I don't know why but I just think this is so silly and funny.