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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16241425 times)

Aklyon

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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92460 on: October 26, 2012, 07:41:04 pm »
Quote from: kisame12794 on October 26, 2012, 07:37:43 pm
Quote from: Knight of Fools on October 26, 2012, 07:36:38 pm
You'll be hard pressed to find vending missions with soda in any American school now-a-days. They think the kids are getting fat from them.

Funny thing is, kids ain't getting any skinnier. Where could the fatness possibly be coming from? Could it be, *gasp*, their own homes?!
OH MAH GUUURD.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92461 on: October 26, 2012, 07:42:42 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on October 26, 2012, 07:41:04 pm
Quote from: kisame12794 on October 26, 2012, 07:37:43 pm
Quote from: Knight of Fools on October 26, 2012, 07:36:38 pm
You'll be hard pressed to find vending missions with soda in any American school now-a-days. They think the kids are getting fat from them.

Funny thing is, kids ain't getting any skinnier. Where could the fatness possibly be coming from? Could it be, *gasp*, their own homes?!
OH MAH GUUURD.
NO WAI!
HOW COULD THIS BE
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92462 on: October 26, 2012, 07:44:08 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 26, 2012, 07:42:42 pm
Quote from: Aklyon on October 26, 2012, 07:41:04 pm
Quote from: kisame12794 on October 26, 2012, 07:37:43 pm
Quote from: Knight of Fools on October 26, 2012, 07:36:38 pm
You'll be hard pressed to find vending missions with soda in any American school now-a-days. They think the kids are getting fat from them.

Funny thing is, kids ain't getting any skinnier. Where could the fatness possibly be coming from? Could it be, *gasp*, their own homes?!
OH MAH GUUURD.
NO WAI!
HOW COULD THIS BE
I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS ALIENS, BUT IT WAS ALIENS.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92463 on: October 26, 2012, 07:50:01 pm »
... something about that exchange has left me with an inexplicable urge to strangle something small and fuzzy. Or maybe just someone's throat, I'unno.

I'm not sure why, but. It's there. Somehow. Some way. The fingers. They flex and grasp at the ungraspable.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92464 on: October 26, 2012, 07:56:45 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on October 26, 2012, 07:50:01 pm
... something about that exchange has left me with an inexplicable urge to strangle something small and fuzzy. Or maybe just someone's throat, I'unno.

I'm not sure why, but. It's there. Somehow. Some way. The fingers. They flex and grasp at the ungraspable.
For some reason, that seems like a very bad idea.

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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92465 on: October 26, 2012, 08:40:41 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on October 26, 2012, 07:44:08 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 26, 2012, 07:42:42 pm
Quote from: Aklyon on October 26, 2012, 07:41:04 pm
Quote from: kisame12794 on October 26, 2012, 07:37:43 pm
Quote from: Knight of Fools on October 26, 2012, 07:36:38 pm
You'll be hard pressed to find vending missions with soda in any American school now-a-days. They think the kids are getting fat from them.

Funny thing is, kids ain't getting any skinnier. Where could the fatness possibly be coming from? Could it be, *gasp*, their own homes?!
OH MAH GUUURD.
NO WAI!
HOW COULD THIS BE
I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS ALIENS, BUT IT WAS ALIENS.
IF WE CUT RECESS FROM SCHEDULES, THEN THE ALIENS WILL LOSE THEIR BEST OPPORTUNITY TO ABDUCT THE CHILDREN.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92466 on: October 26, 2012, 09:13:35 pm »
I can get a litre of soft drink for a dollar, or a sandwich, or two 70g bags of chips, or lots of other stuff.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92467 on: October 26, 2012, 09:22:18 pm »
Deus Ex: HR's soundtrack is on pandora too! :D
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92468 on: October 26, 2012, 10:55:03 pm »
Parent/teacher conference.  Got to listen to a good 15 minutes of praise for my kid on basically every quality: personality, intelligence, enthusiasm, and responsibility.  His only problem:  sloppy handwriting.  Feels good.  8)
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92469 on: October 26, 2012, 10:58:02 pm »
So, enroll him in med school?
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92470 on: October 26, 2012, 10:58:29 pm »
Oh god, handwriting?

Your kid is a FAILURE. Toss him in the can and get a new one.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92471 on: October 26, 2012, 10:59:32 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 10:58:02 pm
So, enroll him in med school?
Perfect idea.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92472 on: October 26, 2012, 11:10:28 pm »
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92473 on: October 26, 2012, 11:11:05 pm »
I'm a firm believer that bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence. That's why mine is absolutely horrific.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92474 on: October 26, 2012, 11:11:49 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on October 26, 2012, 11:11:05 pm
I'm a firm believer that bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence. That's why mine is absolutely horrific.

Mine too :P

Also, I'm the 117th most prolific poster on Bay 12.

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