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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16184449 times)

Flying Dice

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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92100 on: October 21, 2012, 10:39:20 pm »

A dessicated ruin rises from the sands of a vast desert; worn steel and fragments of mirrored glass tower above the dunes. The frame of a massive sign which once held vast amounts of neon lighting leans precariously over the waste. At ground level, a window frame has been reinforced with scrap metal crudely welded into place. A stout, barred door prevents easy access. Unnecessary, perhaps, for none foreign to this place have arrived for many years. Until now, that is. You stand before the rather underwhelming addition to the massive structure, canteen empty, as you pound weakly on the frame. You can hardly even remember your name; weeks spent wandering through the wastelands drive all extraneous thoughts from the heads of every being foolish enough to venture into them. After what seems like hours, the sound of a heavy bar being slid aside echoes through the metal, and you slump to the ground, only to be caught by the angelic vision which has opened the door.

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Life is difficult beyond comprehension for those who live after the end, yet in this one place the descendants of survivors have made a home for themselves. And for you, now. Finding a way in which you can contribute to the small community (no more than a few dozen) that reside in this reminder of a long-dead world may be difficult. But what about something greater? Can you find love in the most unlikely of places? Welcome to the Omega Casino of Love.

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Okay, seriously. The random video game name generator dumped this on me, and I can't get it out of my head because it sounds amazing. Post-apocalyptic dating sim set in a ruined casino? Yes please. Why doesn't this already exist? I'm practically giddy just thinking about it.


On another note, just watched a full Mirror's Edge speedrun, which reminded me of how much fun it is. Geez, I need to spend some quality time with my RROD-box some time when I'm back home.
« Last Edit: October 21, 2012, 11:07:27 pm by Flying Dice »
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92101 on: October 21, 2012, 11:10:39 pm »

and so greatorder accidentally began the great bay12 existential crisis of 2012. the start of the end of the world.
If this actually happens and I don't get to do it, I'll be very dissapointed.
look, you can push redking over the edge, causing the government tech support to go batshit insane and help propagate the end of the world, if you want.
Hey RedKing...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm so sorry.
This abomination right here? Everything that's wrong with the world.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92102 on: October 21, 2012, 11:12:37 pm »

and so greatorder accidentally began the great bay12 existential crisis of 2012. the start of the end of the world.
If this actually happens and I don't get to do it, I'll be very dissapointed.
look, you can push redking over the edge, causing the government tech support to go batshit insane and help propagate the end of the world, if you want.
Hey RedKing...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm so sorry.
This abomination right here? Everything that's wrong with the world.
Why is something like that in the happy thread? Now I need to go dig up my brain bleach. Seriously, warning everyone: Do NOT open that spoiler if you value your sanity.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92103 on: October 22, 2012, 12:13:38 am »

* kaijyuu doesn't see anything particularly wrong with that image

Something I'm missing? Looks like a regular ol' kid to me.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92104 on: October 22, 2012, 12:21:40 am »

Apparently it's from a reality TV show of some sort.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92105 on: October 22, 2012, 12:24:17 am »

You poor innocent souls. I weep for your continued happiness and pray that you never encounter the horror.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92106 on: October 22, 2012, 12:47:16 am »

You poor innocent souls. I weep for your continued happiness and pray that you never encounter the horror.


I don't watch TV. I have immunity to all Reality Show status effects, even Jersey Shore. People are like, "Snooki this!"
And I'm like, "Orange people, what?"
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92107 on: October 22, 2012, 12:50:23 am »

You poor innocent souls. I weep for your continued happiness and pray that you never encounter the horror.


I don't watch TV. I have immunity to all Reality Show status effects, even Jersey Shore. People are like, "Snooki this!"
And I'm like, "Orange people, what?"
♫Oompa loompa doompity doo...
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92108 on: October 22, 2012, 12:51:59 am »

You poor innocent souls. I weep for your continued happiness and pray that you never encounter the horror.


I don't watch TV. I have immunity to all Reality Show status effects, even Jersey Shore. People are like, "Snooki this!"
And I'm like, "Orange people, what?"
Good. Good. I've only heard of the monstrosity that I posted, but I dare not watch it.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92109 on: October 22, 2012, 12:52:20 am »

You poor innocent souls. I weep for your continued happiness and pray that you never encounter the horror.


I don't watch TV. I have immunity to all Reality Show status effects, even Jersey Shore. People are like, "Snooki this!"
And I'm like, "Orange people, what?"
♫Oompa loompa doompity doo...


Snooki, from what I understand and have seen from magazine covers, looks like an oompa loompa bred with an Uruk Hai in the most unholy and twisted union of all existence.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92110 on: October 22, 2012, 12:54:03 am »

Yeah, pretty much, but the only things she'll assault are your ears and brain.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92111 on: October 22, 2012, 12:55:34 am »

Yeah, pretty much, but the only things she'll assault are your ears and brain.
I'm glad I've been exposed to none of them.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92112 on: October 22, 2012, 12:57:11 am »

I don't particularly understand this Eastern USA fascination with plastic surgery. Don't these people realize it makes them hideously ugly? I understand like, a boob job if you've got lopsided mammaries or something, but just getting surgery on your face for shits and giggles escapes my particular brand of logic.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92113 on: October 22, 2012, 01:01:45 am »

Honestly, most reality TV stars nowadays could easily classify as a new order of eldritch abominations.
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« Reply #92114 on: October 22, 2012, 01:07:41 am »

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