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[Scaraban]

I'm now conceptualizing a scenario where all of these guys are reading said excerpt in chorus.

Possible to beatbox, I'unno. I think the experience would be improved by it. Maybe they alternate sections, some reading, the other beatboxing. Spontaneous scat performance from the 1600s? I can dig it.

I was referring to the voice actor for Duke Nukem, but if you like it pious, I guess that's your thing.

[Frumple]

I'm almost certain Saint John beatbox counts as blasphemy. But... I dunno, maybe not? Youth outreach, making the historical figures of the church more accessible?

Gods only know that would end so hilariously poorly it would spontaneously cause nine-tenths of the world's population to erupt into inexplicable cheering.

But yeah, I don't exactly know voice actors. Or actors. Or... well, (mildly, I guess in this case) famous names in media, mostly at all. But historical figures, sometimes. At least more often. When I hear St. John, I think back centuries

[Korbac]

Jon St. Jon. Duke Nukem. Kunkka. Big The Cat?

[Frumple]

Duke Nukem I know*! I played the one(s) from the 90s. The other three might as well be moon runes, for they evoke no recognition.

*The game, anyway. I have no idea what company made it or who was involved.

[Euld]

So. I just got texted. By a superhot chick I blew it with when I was on drugs. She's like, "I missed you!"

o.O

Dude.

Aha! I know what's up now. She's pregnant. That's okay, I'll take her to dinner anyway. Everyone deserves to have dinner bought for them once in awhile.

She's eating for two so yeah she probably needs help with that oh god i'm a horrible person

[Korbac]

Duke Nukem I know*! I played the one(s) from the 90s. The other three might as well be moon runes, for they evoke no recognition.

*The game, anyway. I have no idea what company made it or who was involved.

Jon St. Jon voice acts the following three people. (Kunkka's from DOTA. Big the Cat is a completely unnecessary Sonic character.)

3D Realms bro!!!

[Solifuge]

Mass amounts of unquantifiable Happysads!

[Gamerlord]

Yay new song to listen to!

[FearfulJesuit]

this made me laugh.

Oh my god. I've seen this before, and the guy in that photo is unbelievably fucked-up. But I can't remember how.

[Sirus]

@ dhokarena56: I'm guessing the whole "in a relationship with a fictional character" thing is part of it.

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Happies! The whole family went to see a comedy show earlier this evening. Three of the four comedians were hilarious; the non-funny one just kept talking about how big his junk was. Still a good time.

[Bauglir]

Revisions and expansions! A variant on Mordenkainen's Disjunction that is less overpowered and underpowered!

[Sirus]

Revisions and expansions! A variant on Mordenkainen's Disjunction that is less overpowered and underpowered!

...wut?

[SirAaronIII]

I was playing the mad Terraria with real life buds (and one Bay12 dude also). It was good stuff. It almost makes me forget what I've done before.

[Bauglir]

Revisions and expansions! A variant on Mordenkainen's Disjunction that is less overpowered and underpowered!

...wut?

I wrote a little more Truespeech material, including an utterance that can demagic weapons. Mordenkainen's Disjunction is underpowered, in that it nukes the wealth the game expects you to have, and overpowered in that it more or less automatically ends relevant encounters, except against optimized spellcasters (and even then weights the outcome heavily). This version does not permanently unmagic things, nor are its effects automatic or so broad.

[Wrex]

Oooh, nice. There is a reason I typically ban Mordenkainen's (Game) Disjunction, and that's it.