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[MaximumZero]

Holy crap, memory from childhood (that doesn't happen often.) I remember being on the road with my family, and we stopped at this place to eat, and they let me have a chocolate coke. To my...five or six year old self, it was glorious.

[Yoink]

Spoiler: This made me laugh. (click to show/hide)

[Wrex]

Whew. Went for a loooong run, feeling great.

[Darvi]

It took us longer than we thought, but we've finally done it! We're proud to present to you, o esteemed Kickstarter backer, the magic that is Trial of the Clone in digital form. As you skim this on your computer, please take the time to appreciate that a pack of made-in-the-USA robots hand (er, claw)-copied the entirety of this book back into the computer from the most perfect copy printed, one pixel at a time. This is the most hand-crafted, artisanal, cruelty-free, vegan, untested-on-animals, free-range ebook ever produced. You're welcome.

To obtain a copy of the book, simply go to the link below and download the version that is most suitable for you. You can download it as many times as you want, but as we also plead on the page: please be respectful when sharing! We purposefully chose not to include any DRM or other security measures for the ebook, partially because we know you geniuses would work around it in a second, but also because we trust you to make good decisions. Why else would we give you a book full of dangerous, extraterrestrial deaths?

Oh man. Four chapters in and I'm already in a fight against a kid's parent.

12 charisma! *3 lines later* Awww...

Drink cyanide, gain charisma. Seems legit.

[JoshuaFH]

For anyone curious, I finally got my response from Post Cereal, but it's the ordinary boring Customer Service response that actually doesn't do anything:

Thank you for contacting Post Foods.

 
We are sorry to learn of your reported experience with Post Honey-Comb Cereal and appreciate this matter being brought to our attention.


We realize that not all of our products will appeal to every individual; however, we always want to hear from consumers when they feel our products do not live up to their expectations.

This type of communication aids us in improving and controlling our operations to meet our objectives of providing a good, quality product. Unfortunately, we do not have a replacement or money back guarantee policy in place for consumer’s with general dislikes of a specific Post product.

We appreciate all consumer feedback. Please feel free to contact us at 1-800-431-POST (7678), Monday – Friday 9:00am to 5:00pm EST.

Thank you again for contacting Post Foods.
Ashley Lambert
Consumer Response Representative

Why you gotta be like that Ashley? I wrote you such a nice letter.

[MaximumZero]

Time for the covert ops team to roll in. Operation: Beehive is a go.

[Skyrunner]

Time for the covert ops team to roll in. Operation: Beehive is a go.

for consumer’s with general

The Grammar Nazis are ready to back them up.

[GlyphGryph]

Time for the covert ops team to roll in. Operation: Beehive is a go.

And then MaximumZero was bees

[miauw62]

Time for the covert ops team to roll in. Operation: Beehive is a go.

And then MaximumZero was bees

But what if your post is bees?

[Hanslanda]

Time for the covert ops team to roll in. Operation: Beehive is a go.

And then MaximumZero was bees

But what if your post is bees?

Everything is bees. Millions of them.

[RedKing]

The Bay 12 Space Program now has an obvious target:
A super-Earth composed mostly of diamond and graphite.

At least a third of the planet's mass is likely pure diamond.

Mind you, this is planet projected to have a mass 8.63 ± 0.35 that of Earth. So nearly three Earths worth of diamond.

Strike the stars!!

[The Darkling Wolf]

I now have 60 litres of cola.

I give it a week before I need to buy more

[Bauglir]

The fungus that had been spreading along the surface of my shower (at least, this is what I assume it was - a spreading reddish splotch) is now dead and gone.

[Haspen]

Napalm, acid, or fungicide?

[Bauglir]

The latter. I rent, unfortunately.