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[Xantalos]

So Hans, how was Prometheus?

Pretty fantastic. I didn't know you were made by an alien precursor race.

MAH BEBBE WAS IN HER BELLEH!

[FearfulJesuit]

I have a new pipe. It's pretty nice, considering it was a $7 knockoff from China. I have no plans whatsoever to smoke it, though, so it's just for being cool with.

[Xantalos]

So Hans, how was Prometheus?

Pretty fantastic. I didn't know you were made by an alien precursor race.

MAH BEBBE WAS IN HER BELLEH!

Or maybe that was one of my skin cells; I forget.

[iceball3]

I have a new pipe. It's pretty nice, considering it was a $7 knockoff from China. I have no plans whatsoever to smoke it, though, so it's just for being cool with.

I honestly though you meant a blowpipe, like for darts.
Only thing to do now is fill it with bubble soap and blow bubbles

[Wrex]

So Hans, how was Prometheus?

Pretty fantastic. I didn't know you were made by an alien precursor race.

MAH BEBBE WAS IN HER BELLEH!

Or maybe that was one of my skin cells; I forget.

You did not just claim to be Sephiroth's father.

[Xantalos]

So Hans, how was Prometheus?

Pretty fantastic. I didn't know you were made by an alien precursor race.

MAH BEBBE WAS IN HER BELLEH!

Or maybe that was one of my skin cells; I forget.

You did not just claim to be Sephiroth's father.

Who is this Sepiroth guy? The dude with the big sword and the one wing from Final Fantasy?

[Wrex]

So Hans, how was Prometheus?

Pretty fantastic. I didn't know you were made by an alien precursor race.

MAH BEBBE WAS IN HER BELLEH!

Or maybe that was one of my skin cells; I forget.

You did not just claim to be Sephiroth's father.

Who is this Sepiroth guy? The dude with the big sword and the one wing from Final Fantasy?

Yes. He was created by injecting a pregnant chick with cells from an Eldrich Abomination.

[Xantalos]

So Hans, how was Prometheus?

Pretty fantastic. I didn't know you were made by an alien precursor race.

MAH BEBBE WAS IN HER BELLEH!

Or maybe that was one of my skin cells; I forget.

You did not just claim to be Sephiroth's father.

Who is this Sepiroth guy? The dude with the big sword and the one wing from Final Fantasy?

Yes. He was created by injecting a pregnant chick with cells from an Eldrich Abomination.

That might be me, then. I was very...prolific before I was locked away.

[Flying Dice]

So Hans, how was Prometheus?

Pretty fantastic. I didn't know you were made by an alien precursor race.

MAH BEBBE WAS IN HER BELLEH!

Or maybe that was one of my skin cells; I forget.

You did not just claim to be Sephiroth's father.

Who is this Sepiroth guy? The dude with the big sword and the one wing from Final Fantasy?

Yes. He was created by injecting a pregnant chick with cells from an Eldrich Abomination.

That might be me, then. I was very...prolific before I was locked away.

Ah, so you were that sort of tentacle monster.

[Xantalos]

So Hans, how was Prometheus?

Pretty fantastic. I didn't know you were made by an alien precursor race.

MAH BEBBE WAS IN HER BELLEH!

Or maybe that was one of my skin cells; I forget.

You did not just claim to be Sephiroth's father.

Who is this Sepiroth guy? The dude with the big sword and the one wing from Final Fantasy?

Yes. He was created by injecting a pregnant chick with cells from an Eldrich Abomination.

That might be me, then. I was very...prolific before I was locked away.

Ah, so you were that sort of tentacle monster.

Nope.

[Wrex]

To be fair, it was more in-vitro than anything.

[Flying Dice]

To be fair, it was more in-vitro than anything.

Lots of test tubes, lots of Japanese schoolgirls, same difference.

[Hanslanda]

So Hans, how was Prometheus?

Pretty fantastic. I didn't know you were made by an alien precursor race.

MAH BEBBE WAS IN HER BELLEH!

Or maybe that was one of my skin cells; I forget.

You did not just claim to be Sephiroth's father.

Who is this Sepiroth guy? The dude with the big sword and the one wing from Final Fantasy?

Yes. He was created by injecting a pregnant chick with cells from an Eldrich Abomination.

That might be me, then. I was very...prolific before I was locked away.

Ah, so you were that sort of tentacle monster.

I leave for twenty minutes, and boom. Quote pyramid of goodness.

[kaijyuu]

Mwahaha, I just got 20 two-liters of soda for less than $20. I'm set for the next 6 months or so.

[Hanslanda]

Mwahaha, I just got 20 two-liters of soda for less than $20. I'm set for the next 6 months two weeks or so.

That's what it would look like if I said that.