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[Truean]

Descan, sober up a bit.

Don't you know the rules of the secret society of the inebriatati? Perhaps slightly more than one drink, but never finishing the second. Thereby one takes the edge off perhaps a tad but never makes an ass of one's self. Also cheaper, healthier etc.

Honestly though, when you drink too much, it isn't good for anybody, nor is it sexy. Honestly it's a lil better for you.

[Wrex]

Indeed. As a general rule of thumb, you are beyond a little a drunk when venting an ocean to fight zombies seems like a good idea.


Unless you are deliberately getting soused for some reason. We still love you either way, but I tend not to get on when I am that drunk. Except for when a fortress needs flooding. How much of a heavyweight are you, anyway Descan?

[Bauglir]

bu

but i jhust wante to talk to peulepl i like

i'm a little drunk

okay

i'll go

For the future, it would probably be best to drunk chat over an IM program. I can't believe I'm saying this, given my on-again-off-again relationship with shitposting, but the boards aren't quite one of those. I think we have an IRC, and a Steam group - either of those would be better environments, and the best part is you'll have more people interested in brief snippets of talking.

'M all for talking with people you like, but at a certain point the thread leaves "things that made you happy" and becomes "talking for the sake of keeping in touch with people", and it's at that point that you probably should adopt a medium that is better suited to the intent.

gimme some drown ies
these brazil nuts are all meaty an
son't get well with strbury wine yo

rnt' you woman trin
tnhat counts dosn't it?

Both of these, for instance, are good posts, in my opinion, once you decipher them (protip: work on your drunk-typing, it improves pretty much everything about the experience if you're communicating clearly). The first is declaring something that made you happy (brownies, possibly containing brazil nuts but otherwise with brazil nuts on the side, with strawberry wine?), the second is a direct response to somebody else's happy that also made her happy. I think it went downhill from there, and either way you're probably not in a good place when your ability to type is so fucked up. Further protip: Don't drink to dull pain; that way lies addiction. Drink to celebrate.

Anyway, just some things to think over when you are sobered up (feel free to point out the degree of condescension here, if you like).

[RedWarrior0]

Ah, our wonderful pep band, with a cheer that is a twist on an old favorite:
"We drink spirits, yes we do
We drink spirits, how 'bout you?"

[Descan]

that's always a good idea, wrex

i'm feeling a little better now. no more typoes. bit of a headache. 's only been an hour so I'm still a little tipsy.

thankfully it was only half a bottle. strawberry wine, while delicious, is expensive.


yeah i have no idea what I was talking about there. think I meant something like "these brazil nuts are too meaty! they don't go well with strawberry wine."

but that's ridiculous. brazil nuts are fantastic. and no, I didn't have brownies. maybe i wanted some?


anyway, i'm sorry to all involved. thiiiiis is kind of why I don't drink a lot. I get...

I get that way.

[Wrex]

You just get less articulate is all. S'okay.


Mmmm, strawberry wine. Half a bottle got you soused? Lightweight

[iceball3]

In happy news, my headacheness is gone now, yay!
Might be because dayquil, but whatevs.
It still hurts to swallow, laugh, cough, etc though. A lot. >.<

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler: Romney-kun. (click to show/hide)

I cannot unsee D:

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
*greatorder has gone insane*

Well actually looking back on it, it'd certainly make a good family show, somehow.

[Vorthon]

So. I came out. It went better than I expected, especially considering my delivery (Basically, in the middle of dinner, me telling them I'm bi without really preparing them.).

My mom kinda went through a bit of denial, but has agreed to have a discussion with me later this week. So hopefully everything works out with her. My stepdad, on the other hand, did not take it well at all. I'm not gonna pollute the Happy thread with what he said, though. Off to the Rage thread!

[Scelly9]

Nice, except for the dad part.

* Scelly9 dispenses SUPPORTIVE MANHUGS before Descan has time to.

[Descan]

* Descan was doing something else at the time. ._.

namely trying not to vomit

[Wrex]

* Wrex offers support over PM's if Vorthon needs it.

[Nadaka]

The Firefox spellchecker works well for drunk posting. Just don't post anything underlined with red wiggles. At least then you will be using words.

[JoshuaFH]

So. I came out. It went better than I expected, especially considering my delivery (Basically, in the middle of dinner, me telling them I'm bi without really preparing them.).

You know, every time I look in this thread it seems like there's always one post that's "Yeah I came out today, go me!".

It feels like:

"So I came out"

"Yeah, me too"

"Me as well"

"Here too"

"I came out so hard I hit the opposite wall"

"I busted that fucking closet door down"

"I came out so awesomely that now everyone else is in the closet"

"Man I was coming out before it was cool"

etc.

Just saying.

Still, congrats.

[Wrex]

I shaved today. Like, really shaved, instead of giving everything a once over with the razor. Christ, my cheeks are smooth.